Chat thread v2.0

[semaphore]

But... but... you mean porn lies to us!?

Serves your teachers right for using porn in sex ed.

Well...depends on the size of the person clearly.

Well then that's a good thing for me! Kinda.

[PizzaSHARK]

Serves your teachers right for using porn in sex ed.


Well then that's a good thing for me! Kinda.

Gives new meaning to the term "ribcracker," I guess.

[Xanjori]

Well then that's a good thing for me! Kinda.

All the things you're missing out on

[semaphore]

Apparently I make them feel old so I'm not allowed to tell anecdotes or make certain references :< It's kl though, I just talk about kraftwerk and joydivision and they're like "You're not so bad"

How old are you? o.O

[Reg]

All the things you're missing out on

Gaping orifices?

[Shadowmelded]

How old are you? o.O

I'm 21, it's not that young at all but like all my lecturers are old white guys.

[Xanjori]

Gaping orifices?

Haha I saw that conversation in the, food thread? from yesterday. I dont wanna say too much though

[PizzaSHARK]

Gaping orifices?

Don't forget hemorrhaging!

[Reg]

Haha I saw that conversation in the, food thread? from yesterday. I dont wanna say too much though

I forget which thread ... All I know is a full sized cucumber in a 5'1" 85lb female would surely cause a case of the "Hot dog down Hallway" syndrome.

[Xanjori]

Haha well its a good job the girl in question isnt 5'1 or 85lbs!

[PizzaSHARK]

I forget which thread ... All I know is a full sized cucumber in a 5'1" 85lb female would surely cause a case of the "Hot dog down Hallway" syndrome.

That phrase... it doesn't mean what you think it means, bud. More like a Hummer trying to park in a compact car parking spot.

[semaphore]

I'm 21, it's not that young at all but like all my lecturers are old white guys.

Isn't that a normal student age? o.O

[Reg]

That phrase... it doesn't mean what you think it means, bud. More like a Hummer trying to park in a compact car parking spot.

I am saying the result AFTER the cucumber would leave that effect.

[Shadowmelded]

Isn't that a normal student age? o.O

There's a ton of people that are in their 30s and a few that are 50+ I'm like one of the youngest, probably the one that talks the most so maybe that's why lol

[Xanjori]

There's a ton of people that are in their 30s and a few that are 50+ I'm like one of the youngest, probably the one that talks the most so maybe that's why lol

Reminds me of my A-level Govt&Politics class, the teacher was in his 60s, most of the class were 40+ and then there were 3 of us that were 18.

[PizzaSHARK]

I am saying the result AFTER the cucumber would leave that effect.

That particular piece of human anatomy is amazingly resilient and will generally quickly regain its normal shape outside of pretty severe trauma, such as childbirth.

[Xanjori]

That particular piece of human anatomy is amazingly resilient and will generally quickly regain its normal shape outside of pretty severe trauma, such as childbirth.

Agreed, I have done many studies into this!

[Deleted]

I am saying the result AFTER the cucumber would leave that effect.

I think you underestimate that area of the body!

[semaphore]

I am saying the result AFTER the cucumber would leave that effect.

You know tightness is mostly just an effect of lubrication anyway >_>

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There's a ton of people that are in their 30s and a few that are 50+ I'm like one of the youngest, probably the one that talks the most so maybe that's why lol

Reminds me of my A-level Govt&Politics class, the teacher was in his 60s, most of the class were 40+ and then there were 3 of us that were 18.

Where you guys taking classes to get so many oldies :O

[Reg]

I think you underestimate that area of the body!

I understand the resilience, but for someone that small?! I imagine a full sized cucumber would have some adverse effects.