Would you do a fresh risen Zombie?

[Slavemaker]

welcome to the internet...

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just dont be suprised if you get a visit from the police after... its called rape in most parts of the world and is largely illegal

You do realize I said "roleplay" right? As in... Fictional, pretending etc. obviously the person would consent.

[Digglett]

I'd hit it.


REALLY. REALLY. Hard.





...In the head with a sledge hammer.

[Dedweight]

Fresh risen, so not smelly.

How do you figure? Freshly risen doesn't necessarily mean recently(with in an hour or two) dead. For all we know the person could have been dead a few days and became a zombie 5 minutes ago, could be wrong but I think it might smell after that time frame.

OT: No, no I wouldn't.

[An-Tuirseach]

probably likes guys who wear their heart on their sleeve

Nah. She looks like she'd like the guys who are big, beefy and tough on the outside but all soft on the inside.

On topic: I would not. I don't like biters.

[Archangel Tyrael]

How do you figure? Freshly risen doesn't necessarily mean recently(with in an hour or two) dead. For all we know the person could have been dead a few days and became a zombie 5 minutes ago, could be wrong but I think it might smell after that time frame.

OT: No, no I wouldn't.

I figured because i created the motherfucking post and it's my motherfucking hypothetical situation.

[Caiada]

If she was my girlfriend before whatever happened.... It's possible. Depends on our state of mind. If she was going to bite/scratch/etc. me, probably not though.

Zombie ethics is just a bizarre thing to be contemplating.

[Deleted]

You do realize I said "roleplay" right? As in... Fictional, pretending etc. obviously the person would consent.

i thought it was sarcasm sort of :P hard to detect online. just so everyone is clear, slavemaker has no intent of raping anybody to my knowledge.

[Jarshwar]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Shakadam]

I'd hit it.









With a baseball bat.

[Deleted]

Hehe though of this manga when I read this forum. About a guy thats obsessed with zombies, meet a girl that had tasted a drug he made o ressurect his dead cat with, and she obviously died because bad parents ans shit and wham you have this > http://www.mangafox.com/manga/sankarea/v01/c004/4.html

[Mustakrakish]

Too white and scary. No.

[BeepBeep]

Hell yes, who wouldn't.

[Archangel Tyrael]

Too white and scary. No.

fist time i hear the argument of not banging a girl i mean zombie because it's too white...

[iDot]

Yes... Yes I would.

[Tybudd33]

Thats sick, can't u imagine, its all cold, then you have maggots crawling through your piss hole, and imagine how she'd smell, I couldn't fuck with rigamortis in the same house let alone the source of it!!!


Topic is funny as hell though, I rofl'd when I saw the topic, then died a little inside when I saw it was a dead Cowboy Cheerleader.

[-Scarecrow-]

No, I like it better when they aren't moving.

[Archangel Tyrael]

No, I like it better when they aren't moving.

You can always cut it's head off.

[LoLHellcy]

.......if the zombie looked like that, then yes.


no other way in hell.

[Zoma]

Depends. Is this the standard, murderous, brain-eating zombie, or just a regular person who happens to be undead?

[Hoticehunter]

"Wear your heart on your sleeve = Display one's emotions openly" personality trait, however a zombie would like a guy if they really had their heart so readily available. You kind of have to squint to understand the joke kinda like a Picasso

Don't worry, I got the double meaning of the joke before you explained, and I thought it was clever.