I once lied when i wrote a lie on a forum about telling lies.
I once lied when i wrote a lie on a forum about telling lies.
Its a trap
It's fine really. Or It's nothing.
For the biggest? Probably lying about never tried drinking or smoking at younger age
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
I don't lie, never seen any benefit to doing so. I may lie sometimes, but it's usually only to be polite, but never really plan out a lie or anything. For example if someone asks me if thier art looks good, and I don't know them, I will say , looks nice, if I know them and know they are open to criticism I will give critique on it, that type stuff. If i know someone will be offended with the truth I'll advoid the subject, or lie, to advoid it.
Fake name when I hook up with people I'm not that interested in
But ever heared of sinterklaas(vunter slaush if you watched southpark :P)
Its the biggest lie in the netherlands/belgium they tell all the kids he is real while he is died like 1700 years ago...
Found over the internet:
<awaits infraction >The three biggest lies:
- cheque in mail
- I won't come in your mouth
- I love you.
What is a mh/z? Mhz is one unit. Not 2 (possibly 3 depending on how you look at it.) Shouldn't bash your local apple store and assume all are like that.
OT: I lied for an exGF telling her new BF we never had sex... Meanwhile we did on average like once per day and probably would again regardless of her new BF if the oppurtunity arrose.
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Sorry Fuzzie, was just about to remove it on my own!
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Biggest lie I've ever told? I don't recall telling any big lies for quite some time, but I have told a few, that's for sure.
I think my biggest lie would be when I accidentally chucked a rock at my fathers car when I was very little. Well, not really a lie, as I was never questioned about it, but I never told about it either.
And guys, don't say religion as that gets you infracted and besides, I doubt anyone here invented any of the major religions we have (biggest lie YOU have ever told).
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My biggest lie was well...
In my senior year of High School, I wrapped my knee like it was hurt, had a pair of crutches to walk around with and called my g/f at the time over to my house. She got there and I was hobbling around with the crutches. She was like "OMG IM SO SORRY! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
I ended up telling her I got hit by a car and that my knee was totally jacked. She proceeded to take care of me, getting food, drinks and whatnot for a couple hours. I eventually asked her if she wanted a refill on her drink, and she said yes. I started to get up and she was like "no no! ill get it!" but I just got up without the crutches and strolled into the kitchen to get it for her.
The look of shock on her face when I came back was priceless.
On topic... the biggest lie I've ever told... One of the 4 times I've called in sick from work in my entire lifetime (at any job) I was actually hung-over. I think my amazing attendance excuses that though.
I've never found it neccesary to tell any really huge lies... I'm definitely full of a lot of little ones though.
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Last edited by Pendulous; 2011-12-09 at 02:14 PM.
+1 internetz for you!
Reminds me of a friend of mine...he sent his girlfriend a text: 'there is something I need to tell you'.
Then he switched off his phone for a couple of hours.
After that he turned it back on, and of course his girlfriend was superhysterical and had been trying to call him for those hours.
He picked up, she asked what it was. He said: 'the easter bunny doesn't exist'.
Priceless, and very mean =D
My biggest lie? Wouldn't know actually, maybe 'I love you' would actually be one, unfortunately