That awkward moment when..

[OnlineSamantha]

That awkward moment when you throw a pokeball, and its a trainer battle......

I hate when that happens! Sometimes I have a conversation or my cat comes in the room, and I forget what I was doing! Then I come back and see a cool Pokémon and try to catch it...

[Deleted]

when you find out the guy you been with for 2 years has another girls pic in his wallet aswell as yours

[mrbadxampl]

Skelington is all for holding doors open for people, and he does it a lot, but almost everyone has been in the red zone here.

And no, speeding up your pace doesn't make it any better.

the awkward moment when you reflexively hold open the door for the hot girl, then remember you're leaving the men's restroom... yeah, take that picture and turn the whole thing red lol

[xylophone]

>>Be at friend's house where you don't get service
>>Tell wife just to just text friend if she needs anything since he has cell service there
>>Wife drinks a little and texts some choice words to friend's phone about your member and where she wants you to put it
>>Friends all read it before you know whats going on

[Ohly]

When you're on a train/bus reading a book that's amazingly hilarious, desperatley trying not to laugh. Damn you Douglas Adams!

Also, when you, as a 19-year-old bearded male, go to McDonald's, asking how many of the My Little Pony happy meal figurines they have available and how much they cost if you don't want the happy meal itself. This might not have been so bad if the person behind the counter wasn't a foreigner who's struggling to understand what you're talking about. Having to heavily articulate the words: "Which My Little Pony figurines do you have in stock?" about five times was a real joy, especially with the line behind you growing at a rapid rate.

[Mortezu]

When you're on a train/bus reading a book that's amazingly hilarious, desperatley trying not to laugh. Damn you Douglas Adams!

Also, when you, as a 19-year-old bearded male, go to McDonald's, asking how many of the My Little Pony happy meal figurines they have available and how much they cost if you don't want the happy meal itself. This might not have been so bad if the person behind the counter wasn't a foreigner who's struggling to understand what you're talking about. Having to heavily articulate the words: "Which My Little Pony figurines do you have in stock?" about five times was a real joy, especially with the line behind you growing at a rapid rate.

That's amazing. I'd never survive this situation:O

[Tosu]

When you're talking, and accidently, a little bit of spit flies out your mouth and lands on the person you're speaking to. They know it's happened....you know it's happened, and one of two things happens. You continue awkwardly until it is forgotten, or you point out that infact you have spat on them and they should maybe wipe it off. They either laugh or are disgusted.

[Adam Jensen]

Skelington is all for holding doors open for people, and he does it a lot, but almost everyone has been in the red zone here.

And no, speeding up your pace doesn't make it any better.

I'm guilty of this.

It's awkward as fuck. "No, I didn't hold the door open because I think you're hot (though I do) but because I was raised to be a decent human being"

[Idrinkwhiterussians]

That awkward moment when you forget to flip up the retainer that is in your septum when your mum doesn't know you have it pierced...

[Rawrz411]

When you try to demonstrate "swagger of a cripple" to your girlfriend, forgetting that you have an open bottle of Mountain Dew in your hand. Which has now ended up on the walls and yourself.

[Garretdejiko]

the awkward moment when you have nothing to contribute to this thread... wait what?

[Deleted]

when you make a joke and only you is laughing, happend xD but then people laughed at my laugh lmao!

[ButterToast]

when u say

< Hi Hello how are u ? fine thank you how u been what have u been up to and long time no see >

all very fast and the other person is doing the same and after that an awkward silence... and ofc i say that "i got a class or ill see u later im extremely late so see you soon!"

[alacast]

...you find out from your girlfriend that her mother asked how big your junk was. Yeaaaaaaaah, difficult to have dinner there now.

[Deleted]

When you're 14 and completely naked on the bed fapping to Jessica Alba in "Flipper". Hear dad come up the stairs - frantically jump around in room naked trying to find clothes to wear and finally come up with an akwardly incriminating loud version of "I was just changing clothes" when he opens the door and you're still naked.

When you're 18-19 and go to younger brothers room to ask him something and you find him on his bed, sleeping, with his dick in his hand and the door to his room was wide open...........

When you think back to all the stuff you did playing doctor in kindergarden, and wonder how you ended up straight after all....

When you are bored at work and take a rubber band to aimlessly snap it at things, eventually to try it out at your coworkers neck. Promise him beer as excuse for the red mark left by the rubber band but never get around to buy it.....

When you get too drunk at a private party and end being the only one left along with the host and her good female friend from out of town that has to sleep over. Proceed to start fingering the half-sleeping friend while shes moaning and the host is just looking at it. Proceed to go take a piss on the floor in the basement because you're too drunk to find the toilet. Wake up next morning to a fat headache, text messages from angry girls including the one you really really like about how they should really report you for rape of that poor girl and by the way her boyfriend is really pissed.

I think that's the worst of them... All true...

[Zetsumei]

That awkward moment when..

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I was in room with a girl who I was interested in, my cousin (female) who is a very close friend of the sister of this girl, and a few other people. I asked the girl about her brother, because I went to high school with the guy. She replies with "well he is.. uh.." and I interrupted her with "gay?" to tease her a bit.

She sad "noway ^_^" and my cousin comes in with "WTF WHY ARE YOU DENYING HE IS GAY? HE HIMSELF SAID HE WAS GAY! DON'T BE SO SHORT MINDED FFS! You sound just like your elder sister". Then the girl said "he is really gay?" and my cousin quickly realizes the family of this 'little sister' didn't tell her yet that her brother is gay.

And there I was, sitting on the couch, just caused a dramatic scene; "omg why did I had to say gay??". This girl just heard from 'strange' people that her brother is gay. And for her very strict Catholic family that is quite a big thing...

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my girlfriend told me that she shared details of her sex-life with her mother. And asked tips from her mother, etc.

I was astonished and realized that this girl's mother knew more about my sex-life than anyone else apart from me and my girlfriend. WTF CREEEPY

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when you run into someone you had sex with but don't remember having sex with them and they do.

That's not awkward, they were just so average that no one would remember them.

[Deleted]

I'm guilty of this.

It's awkward as fuck. "No, I didn't hold the door open because I think you're hot (though I do) but because I was raised to be a decent human being"

its even more awkward when you hold the door like that, and they turn off down a corridor or through a different door

[tj119]

When you fart out loud is public.

When you fart at dinner in front of the girl you're dating's parents.

Your mother asks you if you're still a virgin.

Your parents bring of the ex you dated for 2 years and had a bad break-up with.

Your mom walks in on you beating off.

[Digglett]

The person you were talking to says something to someone else and you say something back thinking they were talking to you.

[Nightc2k]

When somebody is looking in your direction and waving their hand and you wave back when indeed there is somebody behind you who the wave was intended to go to and you look stupid and pretend to push back your hair with your hand in the air.