If you can't see this for the joke that it is then god help you.My job is to be so persuasive that if there's anybody left out there
who is still not sure whether they will vote, or is still not clear who
they will vote for, that a light will shine through that window, a beam
of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany," said Obama in New Hampshire , "and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama."