While the lack of DVI, DP, and VESA all suck, seeing the monitor on my desk now, I think I could actually work with this!
Inb4 I end up returning it in 2 weeks to up to a high quality 1440p 27". :P
Also, saw a Dell U3014 or something, one of the Ultrasharp 30 inchers... let's just say: "Holy fuck!"