Recent Blue Posts
Recent Forum Posts
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I've just got my first job interview in two years!
Until then I'm going to have to sign on.
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"Whistle while you work"
In hindsight, this is probably not the best of ways to hold down a job at the library.
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I've been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately.
The most common one seems to be "You said you'd be home from the pub three hours ago!"
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Bloodsail Admiral
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How ironic:
Our first Gold Medal in the London Olympics was for women reversing.
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If you want to know why the Brits are so good at cycling....
Then just take a look at the cost of public transport.
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My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.
It's good to see the system's working.
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"What do we want?"
"A cure for bipolarity!"
"When do we want it?"
"We don't want it anymore!"
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"knock, knock," I said to my blind mate.
"Who's there?" He asked.
"Doctor,"
"Doctor who?"
"Correct!" I giggled.
"I see what you did there," he replied.
And that's when I reported him for benefit fraud.
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Bloodsail Admiral
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I don't understand Super Mario.
Bowser kidnaps his girlfriend dozens of times, and yet he still invites him go-karting.
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So I'm at the bar and a beautiful lady has just sat on the seat next to mine.
Now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens.
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What is the opposite of Imagination ?
I have no idea.
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What's an Australians least favourite TV channel?
UK Gold.
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A couple of weeks ago I knew nothing about the Olympics, now I can't wait for next year's.
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I saw a scouser walking down the road with a sign saying, "& Emergency" tucked under his arm.
"Where did you get that from?" I asked.
He said, "I found it by Accident."
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Spelling is important, look! The difference between won and one:
Great Britain have just won gold.
Australia have just one gold.
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I said to the pharmacist, "Can you recommend something for a constant headache?"
He said, "Have you tried marriage?"
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I'll have to ring up Sky and get them to send me out a new box as mine seems to be faulty.
I went on TV listings for entertainment and Channel 5 popped up.
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Bloodsail Admiral
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