Would you trade your current life for 10 years in this prison?

[igame]

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Sad to say but I would totally go into this prison. This is so much better than my current life it's not funny. 10 of those items will mean all I need from life, this will be like retirement, only better.

Here's my 10 picks:

1) 19inch monitor and $200 rig
2) Internet Modem
3) 1oz of high quality marijuana
4) Nikola tesla
5) german Shephard puppy
6) 2 plates served simultaneously of any dish you want
7) 5 games per month
8) 30 Books
9) garden with pool
10) Asian girl


Ps: Sorry I do not know how to resize image, if a mod can help please, ta.

[Engaged]

Man, that would be one crappie prison, i would rather go to Fox River, and chill with the set from Prison Break.

[raist187]

Lol your image contained pornographic material, so even though it's interesting, it'll still get deleted.

[obdigore]

Do we get new consoles or to update the PC at a future date?

Also 100USD in food every month isn't a lot, at all I spend a little under that weekly for good fresh food.

[TheBeardedOne]

no way, fuck throwing away tens years of my life with the same ten items in a jail

[igame]

Man, that would be one crappie prison, i would rather go to Fox River, and chill with the set from Prison Break.

To each his own but really, You would rather "chill" on some TV show set than live in what is clearly heaven on earth? had you said some stuff about your current life rocks or you will miss your loved ones or something, it'd have made sense, your answer just makes you look very...ummm..you know!

[Eruionmel]

But you don't have any money to buy any games with and you didn't ask for the 5 games a month. And you wouldn't be able to pay monthly sub fees. You could pirate any games without a fee, but no MMOs. DX

[Slummish]

I wouldn't trade my freedom for any of this stuff.

Note: I can clearly see a penis entering a vagina!

[Sylviane]

I don't think I would. I'm happily married, have several close friends I can see on a regular basis, and many of the items on that list are things I already have access to.

Some of these people I would love to meet (especially the dead geniuses), but I wouldn't give up my life and relative freedom for some drugs and having to deal with someone else's bullshit.

[igame]

Lol your image contained pornographic material, so even though it's interesting, it'll still get deleted.

I can't edit the image on imgur...

[Asta]

I can't edit the image on imgur...

Save it, edit, re upload.

I dunno, while item choice is easy enough, hard call on giving up life and freedom but probably not.

[cFortyfive]

Although the ability to have a good talk with those figures sounds rather tempting the rest of the package sucks and is not compelling at all. Also I am getting rather cranky if I don't have room to move and a garden won't do the trick.

[Deleted]

In no specific order:

- Blonde girl
- Water Heater
- Oven/Fridge
- PC
- Modem
- Pool
- Books
- Bar
- Games
- Movies

[Kalyyn]

Wow, 10 items is way more than I need O.O

Okay, lets see...
1. Computer rig
2. Modem
3. Water heater
4. Fridge and oven
5. Subway sandwiches
6. home bar
7. Japanese schoolgirl (surely I can teach her english, right?)
8. pizza hut
9. television
10. Not gonna lie, I kind of want Charles Dickens in there. I feel like I could spend 10 years with him and he'd still have something interesting to say every time we spoke. Problem is, this apartment sounds like it only has one room, and I'm not sure I want him watching what I'd do to the asian girl. So I feel like I have to choose one or the other, and that's a tough choice.

[obdigore]

Ok, if I did this it would be this way

1) Person of my choice (Im not sharing who on a public site.)
2) Person of my choice to not go insane after 5 years. I added this one because that is a dumb thing :P
3) Booze
4) Garden/Pool
5) Bench/Weights
6) Fridge and Oven with food
7) TV
8) PC
9) Games
10) Modem

[Deleted]

I wouldn't go but if I did, I would take:
1-The TV
2-The computer
3-The consoles
4-The home bar
5-Putin
6-Fridge and oven
7-The old asian woman
8-The water heating unit
9-Internet Modem
10-The games

[lilatia]

I'd take the prison hands down. All this really is is a game of shifted priorities. And if you can drag yourself away from internet/game mentality you could setup a very nice life

[KCguy]

Nope. No amount of materialistic things would make me want to sit in a tiny cell for 10 years straight. Besides, depending on the prison many people get a lot of stuff for free and conjugal visits. lol.

[Kraenen]

instead of the blonde girl can she be red head?

[Thirdegree]

Wow, 10 items is way more than I need O.O

Okay, lets see...
1. Computer rig
2. Modem
3. Water heater
4. Fridge and oven
5. Subway sandwiches
6. home bar
7. Japanese schoolgirl (surely I can teach her english, right?)
8. pizza hut
9. television
10. Not gonna lie, I kind of want Charles Dickens in there. I feel like I could spend 10 years with him and he'd still have something interesting to say every time we spoke. Problem is, this apartment sounds like it only has one room, and I'm not sure I want him watching what I'd do to the asian girl. So I feel like I have to choose one or the other, and that's a tough choice.

Right? I went through the list thinking I had only 3 choices. 10 I can have pretty much everything I wanted

In no specific order:
Blond 22yr old
water heater
200 yd^2 garden w/pool
2 plates of any dish
Gaming rig
modem
games of my choice (choose diablo3, farm the shit outa it, pay for monthly sub to wow with real money AH)
home bar
18yr old asian
german shepard puppy