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  1. 2012-11-29, 01:48 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfInvocation View Post
    You must care since you replied in this thread.

    I am a cat, why do I care?
    How do you type would be a more appropriate question.
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  2. 2012-11-29, 01:48 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    but Ms. Penthouse Playboy centre-fold decides she wants a piece of your sorry ass? What now I say. What are you going to do. huh-huh?

    Mrs. Wife will never find out.
    The woman of my dreams is bi- and poly- so, um, I win?
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  3. 2012-11-29, 01:59 AM #43
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    If I was married to the woman of my dreams why would I care? I don't get it, when you're in love with someone you don't care to even look at anyone else.
    Probably running on a Pentium 4
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  4. 2012-11-29, 02:01 AM #44
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    Only if Ms. Centerfold has a gigantic penis, because I'm the wife in that situation and a 3-way is already green lighted with the man of my dreams.
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  5. 2012-11-29, 02:01 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by ringpriest View Post
    The woman of my dreams is bi- and poly- so, um, I win?
    This. The women of my dreams would join us in a three-way.

    PROBLEM SOLVED!
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  6. 2012-11-29, 02:02 AM #46
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    If she is truly the woman of my dreams, hell no i wouldn't risk ruining my life for some slut.
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  7. 2012-11-29, 02:04 AM #47
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    Would never do it, once a cheat always a cheat, and too say your partner would never find out, she would eventually.
    I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is back on the scene! I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!
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  8. 2012-11-29, 02:06 AM #48
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    The "Playboy Centerfold" type isn't every hetero guy's pinnacle of attractiveness you know.
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  9. 2012-11-29, 02:07 AM #49
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  10. 2012-11-29, 02:08 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strah View Post
    How do you type would be a more appropriate question.
    I was born in chernobyl from a troll who got impregnated by a cat, this troll then pooped out a egg. This egg was safe enough to keep me from getting too much radiation, but enough that I gained super intelligence, and am now far superior to anyone on earth.

    ... Or I am just a man who thinks he's a cat. MIAW ;(
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    ... The wife of my dreams would have been the one to initiate the whole incident.
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  12. 2012-11-29, 02:12 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfInvocation View Post
    I was born in chernobyl from a troll who got impregnated by a cat, this troll then pooped out a egg. This egg was safe enough to keep me from getting too much radiation, but enough that I gained super intelligence, and am now far superior to anyone on earth.

    ... Or I am just a man who thinks he's a cat. MIAW ;(
    because of this guy i can see this thread going places
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  13. 2012-11-29, 02:14 AM #53
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    Well, if I had the person of my dreams (my husbando) I'd be a world free of slutty disgusting 3DPD. So it wouldn't happen.

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  14. 2012-11-29, 02:14 AM #54
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    i would have too guilty of a conscience.
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  15. 2012-11-29, 02:18 AM #55
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    I'm asexual, why the fuck would i care? (
    Isn't asexual not wanting to have sexual desires for someone else or am I wrong? I think I'm wrong but even so, can't an asexual person show affection as love to another person or?
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  16. 2012-11-29, 02:22 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Isn't asexual not wanting to have sexual desires for someone else or am I wrong? I think I'm wrong but even so, can't an asexual person show affection as love to another person or?
    Yes, there are hetero-romantic and homo-romantic asexuals. Asexuals sometimes even have sex, albeit for the pleasure of the partner.
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  17. 2012-11-29, 02:23 AM #57
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    Is there an option for a menage a trois available in this?
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
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  18. 2012-11-29, 02:38 AM #58
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    Not every man is an animal that can't control his own instincts and deny sex. Maybe one day you will grow into a better man, OP.
    You're getting exactly what you deserve.
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    If I'm married to my dream girl, there's no way I'd risk the relationship for a one night stand. Not worth it, not even close.
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  20. 2012-11-29, 02:43 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by SourceOfInfection View Post
    Not every man is an animal that can't control his own instincts and deny sex. Maybe one day you will grow into a better man, OP.
    hey ho hey ho! simmer down. I haven't had the feel of a woman ever. just wondering
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