Wait, wait, wait, wait. Please tell me you're joking. Hahahahahahha. Holy shit. As a history major, calling the bible historically accurate is like saying Justin Beiber is a good artist. Scientifically as well? Oh my god the brainwashing you've been through.
Hey, you know that part where it says the Hebrews were slaves in Egypt? Not true at all, in fact Egyptian history was very well kept. They were surprisingly truthful, and they hired Egyptians to build the pyramids. No slaves there.
Do go on though, this is GOLD.