'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Let's add some graphics to it!
(Don't worry, safe for work.)
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
As others have said, sex is just very good fun, theres no need to save it for someone special, who knows how long that could take! Ive been engaged for 3 years now, but not yet married, but we've been having sex for 6 years because its quite enjoyable. I flew out to another country to meet my GF and there was every chance we wouldnt see each other again/often but we still engaged in sex because it was great fun.Doesn't make sense - why doesn't everyone just save themselves for marriage, so that their significant other will have the keys to their partners' respective gardens
Also I dont think people really mock virgins so much, not seriously. My friends never did, two of us were still virgins quite late compared to the others and they joked about it some, but never were being mean, just commenting more on that sex was good and we were missing out (which is true imo.)
Best way I ever heard it put.
Pretend you have a key. And that key could open any door. You would think to yourself wow that is a pretty awesome key!
Now pretend that your a door. But your a door that can be opened by any key. You would think to yourself god that's a pretty terrible door.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The only time I've really been mocked, was ironically by a 'feminut' that had literally just complained about slut-shaming in a previous post.
I still delight in the hypocrisy of it all.
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Oh God. I totally want to look it up but I know I really don't want to on my work PC.
*shivers*
I don't even trust many 18 y/os with adult decisions...
Had this discussion during new years actually.
Conclussion, it's easier for females to get laid.