General Chat Thread

[Deleted]

Dear, I live in Oklahoma. We don't have a summer, we have "tornado season."

Do people die or something? How often do you get a tornado in there? O.O

Pff, I can easily handle you and Majad at the same time. sporespore's threatening to aggro the raid, though, and she'll probably require my full, undivided attention...

I'm jelly...

Sweet. Then Majad and I get to run amok, violating the rest of the raiders one by one while the meatshield is tunnel-visioned on the smallest mob present. Sounds about right for you!

Haha, smallest mob!

XD

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I'm just delegating responsibilities because that tiny little mob over there is more dangerous than you and Majad put together!

Her mind laz0rs are indeed very scary at times...

[Liagala]

You're gonna make Xanjori feel like he's unimportant

Xanjori, will you feel better if Majad and I violate you first?

[PizzaSHARK]

We can bet on the tornado going back towards him! Something about mass and gravity.

This "mass and gravity" is gonna pick you up and not put you back down!

D:

So you've had to hide in like a basement or something from tornados?

Yup! In fact, a lot of places have dedicated storm shelters, basically tiny little concrete bunkers dug into the ground that you go and hide in.

Occasionally nature will decide she just don't like what we've done with the place and will wipe everything out and start over. Happened to Joplin, MO not too long ago.

[Xanjori]

You're gonna make Xanjori feel like he's unimportant

I'm just delegating responsibilities because that tiny little mob over there is more dangerous than you and Majad put together!

My Warrior's 90 and got some tank gears! I'm sure I could easily handle one of these nutters.

Also the Dr Who Never Mind the Buzzcocks special is hilarious, seeing it now for the first time.

[semaphore]

D:

So you've had to hide in like a basement or something from tornados?

It's a terrible place to live in!

Unless Superman is around to run from his prom and save you.

Speaking of which, anyone notices how often cars get trashed on that show? Smallvile is so lucrative for car dealerships.

[Xanjori]

Xanjori, will you feel better if Majad and I violate you first?

Erm...go for it!

[ghostkitteh]

Purple? Are you sure?

If so, I'll have all the pills you have. Purple is good.

Yes, entirely. They'll also make it so you change the gender of whoever you hit.

Have fun tanking Majad now, Pizza!

[semaphore]

This "mass and gravity" is gonna pick you up and not put you back down!

You gotta catch me first! /runs

[PizzaSHARK]

Do people die or something? How often do you get a tornado in there? O.O

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_Alley

Yup, people die every year. It's not just OK, but the entire general area. Most of this section of the US is pretty flat, mostly farmland, so it lends itself to tornados.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Joplin_tornado

That happened last year in nearby Joplin, wiped out a large portion of the town and killed over a hundred people and injured three or four times that, and caused millions in damages.

Her mind laz0rs are indeed very scary at times...

Did I mention she's a biter?

[Deleted]

Yes, entirely. They'll also make it so you change the gender of whoever you hit.

So, if I hit someone they'll change to a male or female? Interesting!

[Liagala]

Yes, entirely. They'll also make it so you change the gender of whoever you hit.

Oooh! Majad, hit me! For like, an hour. Then put me back to my proper, superior gender.

Don't tell me none of you have ever wondered what it would be like to have the other set of parts for a little while!

[Deleted]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_Alley

Yup, people die every year. It's not just OK, but the entire general area. Most of this section of the US is pretty flat, mostly farmland, so it lends itself to tornados.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Joplin_tornado

That happened last year in nearby Joplin, wiped out a large portion of the town and killed over a hundred people and injured three or four times that, and caused millions in damages.

Wow. Tornados are suddenly more dangerous than I ever thought...

Did I mention she's a biter?

Oh. She bites!

[PizzaSHARK]

Oooh! Majad, hit me! For like, an hour. Then put me back to my proper, superior gender.

Don't tell me none of you have ever wondered what it would be like to have the other set of parts for a little while!

I'd probably spend a lot of time in front of a mirror.

[Deleted]

Oooh! Majad, hit me! For like, an hour. Then put me back to my proper, superior gender.

Don't tell me none of you have ever wondered what it would be like to have the other set of parts for a little while!

I can't hit people without a license, sadly.

Unless Mynta makes another of his strange pills.

I'd probably spend a lot of time in front of a mirror.

I think I would too. Like, looking at how weird that "stuff" down bellow is.

[Deleted]

Yup! In fact, a lot of places have dedicated storm shelters, basically tiny little concrete bunkers dug into the ground that you go and hide in.

Occasionally nature will decide she just don't like what we've done with the place and will wipe everything out and start over. Happened to Joplin, MO not too long ago.

:|

You don't wanna move away from there to be rid of them? I've only seen tornados(and the sirens sounding ) on videos but that is scary enough for me to not want to live in an area with lots of them.

[PizzaSHARK]

Oh. She bites!

She has a very active mouth, yes :/

[Deleted]

She has a very active mouth, yes :/

My goodness.

I bet she already ate those poor chickens. Bad Semaphore!

[Liagala]

Bleh. I'm getting yelled at. Time to go to bed - have fun all!

[BloodyAngel12]

Im so confused right now.

[semaphore]

Oh. She bites!

I don't! He's overreacting to the teeth!