General Chat Thread

[Xanjori]

I have Real English edition of Chrome
I love Google and Firefox for having Real English in their products.

How did you get that? I keep slapping mine for trying to Americanise words.

[PizzaSHARK]

I had a pear for breakfast and someone commented on how healthily I eat and it made me feel bad.


I wasn't sure how to relate this to on-going topics... Or any topics at all really, but it was on ze top of my head and has been bugging me last few hours. Pears are tasty! Tasty things can't be healthy. That's not ze world I grew up in... Must be bunch of sugar in there somewhere

Well, fruit in general are basically nothing but sugar but it's healthy sugar. It's very bad for your teeth due to the acids (typically citric) in them, though, so make sure you're taking good care of your chompers if you eat a lot of fruit.

[semaphore]

I had a pear for breakfast and someone commented on how healthily I eat and it made me feel bad.

I wasn't sure how to relate this to on-going topics... Or any topics at all really, but it was on ze top of my head and has been bugging me last few hours. Pears are tasty! Tasty things can't be healthy. That's not ze world I grew up in... Must be bunch of sugar in there somewhere

Of course. Pears are filled with sugars. http://www.thefruitpages.com/contents.shtml

Pear 201kj 11.5g sugar

[PizzaSHARK]

And I still don't believe you. I would ask for confirmation but that would just be uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Her mind sure as hell ain't pure.

[semaphore]

How did you get that? I keep slapping mine for trying to Americanise words.

Settings -> Advanced Settings -> Languages and Spellchecker Settings -> English (United Kingdom)

I be magician!

[obdigore]

Good... Was starting to doubt my worldview here for a second. Sugar is probably only thing keeping me alive, it's fuel!

Hahaha. Drink coffee and put sugar and milk in it. Om nom nom nom.

[semaphore]

I feel so betrayed...

The truth shall set you free!

And I still don't believe you. I would ask for confirmation but that would just be uncomfortable for everyone involved.

PizzaShark can confirm it for me!

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Hahaha. Drink coffee and put sugar and milk in it. Om nom nom nom.

Coffee with sugar? What a waste of good coffee

[Dyra]

Settings -> Advanced Settings -> Languages and Spellchecker Settings -> English (United Kingdom)

I be magician!

Took me 6 months of continued (attempted) Americanisation until I figured that out.

[obdigore]

PizzaShark can confirm it for me!

PizzaShark can confirm the presence of your Hymen? That is some revealing information there...

[Kerath]

I refuse to believe knackered is a term for anything that isn't lewd, especially comin from you!

Knackered is a term that stems from the practice of selling old horses that were no longer useful to the knackers yard - where they would be butchered, their hooves used to make glue, so on and so forth. It's used colloquially as a term to describe feeling over-tired/exhausted.
So there

[Dyra]

Coffee with sugar? What a waste of good coffee

Coffee is a lie. You're British. Ergo every hot drink you consume is tea.

[semaphore]

Coffee is a lie. You're British. Ergo every hot drink you consume is tea.

What about iced coffee?

Waste of good sugar.

I tried coffee once. like 20% coffee, 60% milk, 20% sugar. Still way, way, way too bitter for me.
It needs to be much sweeter and tastier to touch these lips.

20% sugar? Ewwwwww. Bad news Hanna, you're developing immunity to sugar D:

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It's used colloquially as a term to describe feeling over-tired/exhausted. So there

You left out the part about exhausted from doing waht

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PizzaShark can confirm the presence of your Hymen? That is some revealing information there...

Fun fact: the hymen is not immediately destroyed upon intercourse, and by 20 most girls' hymen would have been gone naturally without intercourse.

So guys, when you made a girl bleed, it's actually just you scrapping her insides.

[Dyra]

What about iced coffee?

Iced tea.

Fine! Every beverage you consume is now tea! No more fizzy drinks or fruit juices for you!

[obdigore]

Fun fact: the hymen is not immediately destroyed upon intercourse, and by 20 most girls' hymen would have been gone naturally without intercourse.

So guys, when you made a girl bleed, it's actually just you scrapping her insides.

Fun fact: The hymen is also negligible or even not present in some women and in others it is so thick it needs to be surgically removed before a woman can enjoy sex.

[semaphore]

Iced tea.

Fine! Every beverage you consume is now tea! No more fizzy drinks or fruit juices for you!

What about... fruit tea?

Been enjoying adding some rose vinegar to black tea. It sounds terrible but I like it!

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So guys, when you made a girl bleed, it's actually just you scrapping her insides.

Reminds me of a story I read on another forum where some guy didn't cut his nails beforehand.

[semaphore]

Reminds me of a story I read on another forum where some guy didn't cut his nails beforehand.

Owwie.

Why Tiili why ._.

[Xanjori]

Owwie.

Why Tiili why ._.

I warned you, shit you dont even get the worst of it. I get linked all the Swedish sites, you only have to deal with the English ones.

[semaphore]

No... It's not true... That's impossible!

The only way to counter this... is to drink black coffee for a month...

This is all very scientific and medically correct.

[obdigore]

Reminds me of a story I read on another forum where some guy didn't cut his nails beforehand.

Ouch! Not as bad that Rat thing you linked last night.