your LAST meal

[Ron Burgundy]

this is the scenario, you're being executed tomorrow and you have the chance to request anything you want for your last meal before they kill you.

what would your last meal be?



mine is subject to change but i would probably request

• a box of cinnamon toast crunch with milk
• cheeseburger with extra bacon
• sweet potato fries
• 2 liters of cherry coke
• large ham and pineapple pizza
• a plate of double fudge brownies and milk

[Saphyron]

Danish dish called Stegt flæsk og persillesovs dipped in poisen that will kill me in my sleep.
fried slices of pork with fat served with parsley sauce and boiled potatoes for the none danes

[Duronos]

Something that takes forever to eat but doesn't fill you up too much.

[Blueobelisk]

"I'm on a diet, nothing for me, thanks."

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Well. If I had to pick something my Mom and grandma would cook stuff for me I guess.

Or enough KFC/McDonalds/fast food to give me a stroke.

Or the diet thing.

Three very valid options.

[Duronos]

"I'm on a diet, nothing for me, thanks."

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Well. If I had to pick something my Mom and grandma would cook stuff for me I guess.

Or enough KFC/McDonalds/fast food to give me a stroke.

Or the diet thing.

Three very valid options.

Or cyanide.

[Toffie]

Just a burger meal with champignon , thank you.

[Raptor With a Saber]

A Fortune cookie with a Full pardon inside.

[Nevertrap]

Didn't they get rid of last meals for executed prisoners in most places? I read somewhere that they would order a shit ton of food and they would not even eat it, huge huge waste.

[gutnbrg]

Pop Rocks and A bottle of soda

[Ciddy]

[Jtbrig7390]

Thats awesome.

I would ask for.....One of every type of meal ever made everywhere MAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

But really no clue what I would ask for.

[Xanjori]

I'd probably have a lamb roast dinner, followed by apple crumble with custard.

[Deleted]

Butterfly shrimp, sirloin steak with full trimmings, wine, lemon meringue pie, and then a coffee with a pack of biscuits.

I'd be content enough to die after that.

[Hellravager]

Death by Ice Cream!

[Danner]

Well, as much as I would love a good garlic-marinated steak with stewed mushrooms, potatoes with a nice sauce, some corn and a nice cæsar salad...
... this is an excellent opportunity to torment my captors. After all, I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything bad enough to warrant my death sentence.
So they have to be bad guys, right?

Therefore...

A last meal consisting of 29 cans of chili con carne with a large serving of cabbage salad would make my dead corpse really fun to handle.
But that's hardly the worst I could do.

I'm thinking I should order a dish of swedish surströmming. That would take the idea up quite a few notches. Mix with some heavy carbonated soda to just ensure that I would burp noxious surströmming gases on my way to the next life.

Of course, if we want to take it to truly serious levels, start thinking chemistry. I'm thinking Hydrogen Sulfide. It's a simple chemical compound easily generated by mixing Iron Sulfide with Hydrochloric acid (also known as the gastric acid found in your stomach). Hydrogen Sulfide is horribly smelly (smells like rotten eggs) - and best of all, it's really really toxic in large quantities. So... all I need to do is to order a last dish of Iron Sulfide. Then manage to eat it. It will be the last thing I do, but hey, I was going to die anyway, right?

I imagine my captors will never ever want to offer a last meal to anyone ever again. If they burn down the prison to get rid of the smell... I think we accomplished what was needed to be done.

So yeah. One order of Iron Sulfide, please!

[Deleted]

Bacon Cheeseburger with fries and tons of onions and onion rings and coke or ice t to flush it down, or some delicious steak with tons of onions and fries

[Kifimbo]

My final meal, would be the Big Texan Challenge and a Thurmanator

if they didnt want to give me that, then i would say 5 lbs of chicken wings tossed in a classic buffalo sauce with 2oz of Ghost Chili extract.(i am allergic to capsaicin)

[Deleted]

No doubt about it:
Fried pickles fom hooters
Eggplant parmigiana (if you're not from southern italy you probably won't know what it is)
Boar steak, medium rare
Tiramisù

[strip11]

grilled fish
vine
and choco mousse

[odium95]

A simple but elegant Tomato Soup and Grilled cheese, with a side of Peanut butter cup perfection ice cream from cold stone creamery, and a bag of baked bbq/sour cream and cheddar chips. That might do, or or or or or or or or a 5 pound bag sugar free haribo gummy bears just to be rude.