What grinds your gears?

[Canopy185]

Slow people for sure. Driving, in the grocery store, in Hearthstone, etc...please just get out of my way/hurry up!

[Chinese Bootlickers]

People still saying the years as "Two thousand and X" instead of "Twenty X".
Makes me sperg the FUCK out.
Oh, and QTs that flirt with me and not give a number.

[Hellravager]

Blizzards definition of veteran being completely different than ours

[Danner]

I am really getting ticked off by suboptimal things. Things, rules and systems that could have been a lot better if only someone had put a minimum of effort into it. Or worse, things designed to be bad, for insane reasons, and everyone just stares at you blankly or argues that it has to be that way when you point it out.

You know that remote control with 25 million buttons on them, including "features" like "crop away the bottom third of the screen".
Airport security. If my bottle of water may be a DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVE BOMB, why are you placing it in the trashcan in the middle of a line of people waiting to get through security?
Printers that die after printing exactly 1000 pages of paper.
Anti-virus software that does more harm than the viruses they are trying to prevent.
"Insurances" costing more money than their potential payouts.
Unnecesary and un-enforceable laws, like "It's illegal to play football on wednesday evenings".
Laws abused beyond their intent. Too many examples to list.

[Deleted]

Ignorant people.

[Ergar]

-Feminists. Don't get me wrong, i love women who actually care about women's rights, but it's these sluts who go around yelling that men are pigs, and who generally thing that equality = female superiority.

-Gold sellers in Wildstar currently. They never were too annoying in wow, annoying yes, but nothing major. But holy shit are they annoying in wildstar. I was litterally doing a veteran dungeon yesturday, and we allmost wiped on a boss, because some cunt decided to send me an arena team invite (if you havent played the game, the arena team invites litterally stick to the middle of your screen, and cover a decent area).

[Zechs-cenarius]

Bad shifts in my subaru grinds my gears.

[echoSAW]

This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

[Adam Jensen]

Gum-fucking-asshole-chewers.

There are gum chewers. And then there are gum-fucking-asshole-chewers. These are those pieces of shit who, after chewing the flavor out of their gum just, as assholishly as they can, stick their disgusting wad of crap anywhere they fucking can.

Working at an airport as a ramp agent, means that when I'm doing the security search on an airplane, there's always at least one seat with gum smeared on the seat or in the pocket or on the safety card or on the tray table or on the window or under the seat or in the carpet. And when I see one in a urinal, I just know some poor janitor has to pick that out.

Even Satan himself hates these fucking peckerheads. You ever see a ghost? That was the soul of a gum-fucking-asshole-chewer. Because neither God nor Satan want them.

This rant does not apply to decent gum-chewing human beings who properly dispose of their gum.

[NuLogic]

People who whine/cry too much like it's the end of the world. I will probably just have one kid at most or I will go crazy.

[Deleted]

people who chew loudly, worst thing ever.

[Deleted]

Adults who haven't figured out how to properly use cutlery.



That's not even the worst offender. I've seen people holding forks like you hold a hammer. It pisses me off beyond belief.

[khazlol]

people who judge what i wear and how i eat :P

[Keosen]

Gear grinders mostly.

[De Lupe]

People who violate the common laws:
1) Common courtesy
2) Common knowledge
3) Common sense


Mothers who treat their daughters like barbie dolls. Looking at you Toddlers and Tiaras!

[Nemah]

- fking spiders, they scare the shit out of me thank god they don't fly

Sorry. :|

[Deleted]

Amaricans in general...

They whine about eachother so much, wich is totaly understandable..
I've been to America and most of the people have:
Can't drive in general, (they drive whereever the hell they want.. because -> )Low standard, massive amounts of ignorant people, stupidity, medieval thinking, the ''OH MY GAWDDDD!!!" phrase. Their ducked up systems like: mph, ounces, gallons and stuff while almost the rest of the world uses LOGIC systems!!

And Americans posting in this post about things I've just listed...

And what grinds my gears is that I can't find the words to let you guys know how I really feel about the common American...

[Morbownz]

The use of the word "said". Example - "So, if you are complaining about said game and you are still playing said game, then obviously said game must be appealing to you."

Also, discussing which World of Warcraft expansion was the greatest.

[Strikered]

Christmas
Valentines day
Fathers Day
Mothers Day
Easter
Supermarkets
Scones
Snow

Christmas- I hate it all, it is now essentially a commercial holiday not a religious one, oh and Christmas cards, I hate people who give out cards to people they are going to see in the next few days or in the new year or giving them to neighbours- Christmas Cards are meant to be a way of communicating to people who you wont get a chance to see them over the Christmas period (normally to family or loved ones) hence the fucking envelope, it has space for a stamp, so no card for your boss or work colleagues no card for you fucking dog (yes seriously I have seen this) and no cards for your neighbours. next!

Valentines Day- it's another commercial day in the calendar and I'll cover off Mothers day and Fathers day here also, you pay more to anything on these days to eat to go out, to do anything.

Easter-- not so much the religious connotations I'm fine with that but OMFG who decided to depict a rabbit giving out chocolate eggs??? Firstly rabbits don't lay eggs, Secondly what rabbits do lay is certainly not chocolate, but we seem to think it's ok to encourage children that it's ok to eat brown looking eggs that come from bunnies

Supermarkets- I think I will keep this one brief as I don't want to damage my keyboard, screaming kids, chatty friends, useless members of staff, random products where they aren't supposed to be, old people, and happy checkout girls

Scones- I don't object to scones but right now I guarantee a large proportion of you have just read my last sentence incorrectly. The pronunciation of scone is easy people lets pick some similar words that have the same pattern of spelling: stones cones bones Jones phones clones. It doesn't take a fucking genius to figure it out

Snow- I don't hate Snow per say Just hate it when people say 'It's too cold to snow' FUCK OFF it snows in the arctic all the time its fucking freezing there

phew

[Zoaric]

People who complain about people complaining.