dont be ashamed, weve all had it, you arent one o' them prancy cloth wearin pretty folk, you wear course, tough, strong, tight, boots. and after a long hard day of adventurin you come home and despite your great feats the people around you just cant get over yous stinkified feets.
well citizens of azeroth, through trial and error, next gen gnomish gaming technology, and good ole orphan tears we have brought to you the slimest, most form fitting, comfortable, amazing device ever crafted, and ive seen some craftin trust me 2 outa 3 doctors agree and the other one was a platypus.
INTRODUCING GRIFTAHS AUTHENTIC TROLL SHOES! oh but these bad boys wont be on the market for long, weve only got a limited supply and in a few months they'll all be gone, go out and get one today. while you still can!
"oh meh glob mes lovesem griftah authentic troll shoes" - ogre females
"me eat many things, but even i no can eat griftah authentic troll shoes" - murloc bombadier
"please stop asking me for comments im supposed to be dead" - kael'thas sunstrider