Why does this seem like the intro to a WoW creepypasta? Now you just need to go go Stormwind and there's tons of blood and bodies everywhere, and for some weird reason the Pokemon Lavender Town music, and then when you look at your character portrait the toon looks like it's crying blood with black holes for eyes, and then the game comes to life and murders you because I don't know you haven't logged on the toon in a while or something and it felt abandoned, yet somehow despite being dead you can post the tale.