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  1. 2013-08-08, 11:30 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neromius View Post
    A ukulele.
    i think you're good

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    The fucking Derpship has crashed on Herp Island...
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    Meet the new derp.

    Same as the old derp.
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  2. 2013-08-09, 05:46 AM #82
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    The object to your right is now your weapon against zombies.

    What is it?
    My mouse? Well that's my usual zombie weapon anyway
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  3. 2013-08-29, 10:04 PM #83
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    Only object that's immediately to my right is an old Microsoft Sidewinder controller. Might be able to do some melee action with it. I have a 12-gauge shotgun (which would serve me a whole lot better in that situation) in the room that's technically to my right, but it's like 5 feet away from me. So uh....I guess the Sidewinder has to do.
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  4. 2013-08-29, 10:11 PM #84
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    Well within reach is only my computer case but just beyond that are several sticks ive been meaning to carve on for some time, no doubt they would last several good swings before breaking.

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    My mouse? Well that's my usual zombie weapon anyway
    is it corded? you could always tie the zombies together with it lol
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  5. 2013-08-29, 10:12 PM #85
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    a spoon, dont worry guys i got this
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  6. 2013-08-29, 10:14 PM #86
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    A portrait of a raccoon. It's made out of pretty pretty wood, so if I hit the zombies at a good angle, I could probably break their neck and paralyze them. Then I would just stomp on their heads.
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  7. 2013-08-29, 10:14 PM #87
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    2 empty cans of lager, an eye-glass holder, some hayfever spray, some nail cutters and a couple of pens - unless im McGuyver, im screwed...;-0 - oh, and an alarm clock(i have a chance)
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  8. 2013-08-29, 10:14 PM #88
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    Excluding my gaming mouse... 1 full can of mountain dew... That I just took a drink out of, shit!
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  9. 2013-08-30, 12:23 AM #89
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  10. 2013-08-30, 01:15 AM #90
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    A pen cap chewed into a pointy stabby weapon of destruction for picking teeth.
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  11. 2013-08-30, 01:58 AM #91
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    So I'm gonna have to beat zombies to a pulp with a textbook? Yeeeeea....no.
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    Great a barcode scanner and a small container of rubber bands....
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  13. 2013-08-30, 03:20 PM #93
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    Two barbells with changeable weights, I guess they would function well as dual wielded maces.
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  14. 2013-08-30, 03:26 PM #94
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    A pen and paper. Maybe i'll write to the Head Zombie!
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  15. 2013-08-30, 05:05 PM #95
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    To my right there is a wall, well, if i was chunk norris, that could've been useful.
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  16. 2013-08-30, 09:12 PM #96
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    Springfield Armory XD 9mm with 14 rounds in it. I think Im good.
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  18. 2013-09-02, 06:00 AM #98
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    a wall.

    not sure if that means my entire house is a weapon now, or just that sheet of painted dry wall.

    I think it would include the wood studs behind the dry wall, which also have nails, so if I broke apart the wall and made it manageable to move, i'd be okay.
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  19. 2013-09-02, 03:31 PM #99
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    a plastic bottle of mustard.
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  20. 2013-09-02, 10:05 PM #100
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    a small plastic bottle of skin moisturizer...

    anyone with some dehydrated skin and a military base to their right?
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