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    Quote Originally Posted by timehascomeandsohaveI View Post
    better question is could gnomes and tauren mate
    I can see this happening, female Taurens secretly love Gnomes because of how cute they are.

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    I read the thread title and immediately felt like I had to take a shower.

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    The elf lady wouldn't last 10 seconds due to their fragility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrgannus View Post
    For whatever reason, Blizz is cool with shockingly different species producing offspring as long as they are both anthropomorphic. In real life, there are very, very few examples that anything outside of its species can produce offspring. Characters like Garona are used as a plot device, even though her existence doesn't make too much biological sense.
    Yup that, because in a world where holy demonic middle-eastern russian squid-faced blue space goats that flies on an interdimensional city crashed and survived on an Island where the people are purple elves, and people casually fling fireballs using their finger, I'm surprised as well.

  5. #165
    I don't think a blood elf would survive such an encounter.

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    I have the strangest boner right now

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    Time to scrub my brain clean.

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    I'm sure if you look hard enough on DeviantArt or the rest of the world wide web you'll find plenty of Tauren/Blood Elf mixed babies. As well as plenty of depictions of the act that lead to said baby.

    ... You know, so I've heard. Not that I'd know for certain or anything.

  9. #169
    Quote Originally Posted by Cernunnos View Post
    Garona is half draenei half orc
    That was done with fel magic.

  10. #170
    Quote Originally Posted by Every Pwny View Post
    That was done with fel magic.
    fel magic was just there to artificially age her. the breeding itself was done by old fashioned bumping uglies.
    Warlorcs of Draenorc made me quit. You can't have my stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by checking facts View Post
    fel magic was just there to artificially age her. the breeding itself was done by old fashioned bumping uglies.
    Old fashioned rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timehascomeandsohaveI View Post
    better question is could gnomes and tauren mate
    If you provide a ladder, sure why not.
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    I just started skimming but I approve this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoiD84 View Post
    Must hurt for the blood elf.
    Or the tauren must think the Blood Elve's man parts are tiny

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    Some better questions:
    -can gnomes and tauren mate?
    -can goblins and tauren mate?
    -can ogres and draenei mate?
    -can orcs and forsaken mate?
    -do harpies rape everyone for mating?

    Now, if you have a good enough imagination you can imagine all of those.

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    The same reason a cat can't reproduce with a dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracbane View Post
    This would never happen. From most elf/dwarf stories the two races do not get along very well. Traditionally dwarves hate magic and want nothing to do with it, while elves are usually highly magical beings. They tend to greatly avoid each others company.

    As far as Tauren, I dont think they are genetically compatible enough with the other races to produce any offspring. I think Tauren and Pandaren would be the closest compatible races to produce offspring, and I just dont see that ever happening.
    This is warcraft you know not lotr or the majority of mystical fiction

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    Well I need to take my laptop to the bathroom for a while....

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    When races mate:

    Human and Goblin

    Undead and Human

    Night Elf and I don't even

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athabaska View Post
    A cow that can turn into a wolf.
    that's a shaman?

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