The Dashing Namesmith game

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This is a game of wits. You basically post a name from any era, whether fictional or non-fictional and the poster behind you needs to form a witty oneliner with it. It doesn't need to be original and it can both be groan-inducing or hilarious, depending on what strikes your fancy. preferably without context, but if you need context to understand it, provide it as well.

and yes, I know comedy on demand is hard. it's not for softies.

Mandatory example: Carl Jung.

If you eat enough Freud, you'll stay Jung. sigmund Freud and Carl Jung were 2 of the founders of modern psychiatry and psychology.

[Spray]

Vlad the Impaler. (yes, I know what will happen)

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Vlad the Impaler. (yes, I know what will happen)

Vlad met an Imp, they decided to drink some Ale, you could say they got vladdered.

[Omertocracy]

William Riker.