Surprisingly, this made me smile. OP, you're on fire.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...13/017/b8e.jpg
interesting.
anyway half life 3 might be real. i googled it and there is some recent news about it.
Anemo: traveler, Sucrose
Pyro: Yanfei, Amber, diluc, xiangling, thoma, Xinyan, Bennett
Geo: Noelle, Ningguang, Yun Jin, Gorou
Hydro: Barbara, Zingqiu, Ayato
Cyro: Shenhe, Kaeya, Chongyun, Diona, Ayaka, Rosaria
Electro: Fischl, Lisa, Miko, Kujou, Raiden, Razor