End of opponent's turn. 2 Ragnaros's. I'm at 8 health. I have like 4 minions on board. Guess who the mother fucker hit.
End of opponent's turn. 2 Ragnaros's. I'm at 8 health. I have like 4 minions on board. Guess who the mother fucker hit.
Priest vs Mage
He Portals at 2. Turn 3 he drops the Summoning Stone he got, then Coins and Arc Missiles to kill my Pyro. Ends up with a Shieldbearer and a Chow
I've got a Deathlord on board so I Velens it to clear the Shieldbearer and push it out of Fireball danger
He Portals again turn 4.
Gets Vol'jin.
Then to add insult to injury, the minion he pulled from my Deathlord after turning his Vol into a 6/12 and trading the Chow into it was his Antonidas
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I'll vent on behalf of my opponent:
T1 Coin Warper
T2 Warper / Clock gnome / Mech cat
T3 Gorrilla / Mech cat (obtained with Gorilla)
Disgusting.
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Priest vs Tempo Mage, he's on 2HP with a Flamewaker and I am on 15 with nothing. He has NO cards in hand, I have lethal next turn with my second Nova. Seems pretty sewn up.
He topdecks Azure Drake. Which pulls Arcane Intellect. Which pulls two Arc Missiles.
Ping 2 + ping 2 + 4 + ping 2 + 4. Then swing Flamewaker
16 damage from a topdeck. He wins.
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Druid which is me vs mage (of course) I'm at 30 health going into turn 9. Pretty equal bored. I have some good minions to play. Esportal into Malygos. Well I have nothing to kill something with 12 health in arena. He also has a sorcerer apprentice. So I have a couple kodo riders, and another decent minion and can play a ironbark next turn. Turn 10 for him is Pyroblast for 15, switch health spare part to make it a 14/4 and otk's me. This game is great! Oh of course he has to well played at the end. Gotta get your jollies off through that RNG!
Im at rank 15 doing my dailies. I dont plan to achieve high ranks...im just ok with having fun with my fun decks. Since few days i meet 100% aggro decks. Boring...yawn
GOD DAMN HUNTERS AND FON/SR
Seriously taking me down a minimum of 14 health in one turn is sssssooooo fucking annoying
Thank god Unstable Portal is going away soon. Just had a mage get Master of Desguise from Portal and combo it with Antonidas for infinite Fireballs thanks to the permanently stealthed Antonidas. Not only that but the damn Antonidas survived through 2 Brawls and 1 Ragnaros 50/50 shot. Seriously, screw that card.
11/2 in Arena, last game I have overwhelming board presence and my opponent is out of cards
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Came back in just in time to see my opponent's monster board swinging in for lethal.
FLIP. FUCKING. TABLE.
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Followed by TWO extremely quick 0-3's
Rubbish draft vs 6 SMOrc decks in a row.
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So I decided to try a FoN/SR druid for the laugh. But it wasn't working
Back to secret paladin. And you know whats the first thing i meet? A FoN/SR with a mech twist
FML
Tried a few Casual games today expecting to see people trying crazy decks, i faced nothing but "Me go face" decks.
Nothing like attempting to get some dailies done on Casual with my RenoLock.
Face Hunter killed me on turn 5 before I could pop Reno.
FML
Went 0-3 in Arena because my opponents drafted constructed decks and played everything on curve.
I can't play hearthstone without raging. Every time I go to play casual mode with a fun deck I fucking face cheap ass deck and I get my ass own in it because I want to have fucking fun. I give up all my matches today since all I face is rank type deck in fuck ass causal mode...
That or Druid with FoN/SR. Playing boring faceroll decks in casual just doesnt make sense for me. If someone wants to rank up quick with a boring deck at least there is a goal. But in casual...no idea why. Yes you can do dailies, but i doubt 70% of ppl get hunter or druid dailies all the time. Maybe bots, they dont know what boring means