MMO Champion hunger games

[Izalla]

Izalla resorts to self-harming and Tradewind considers how much better than RICH he is at this.

That's what happens when I go too long without a kill.

[listo95]

Come on me and Xanjori have to fight and one of us must die or the people who have murder, lies, and deceit in their blood will be disappointed!

[Tradewind]

More boring plot. More boring non killing, "working together" and being friends shit. Xanjori chooses fucking wrong. Tradewind dies like a viking hero and songs are sung about him.

[Faltemer]

Somebody likes me...

Also I am loving all these nicknames.

[Deleted]

Murder by proxy!
I like it

[Faltemer]

Woah, that was a close one

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Also what sort of sick games are these? What is the situation where me and trade are somehow incapable of fighting back but one of us is spared for some reason?

[Izalla]

I must be pretty damn trusting to let my stalker take shift while I slept.

[Rixis]

I must be pretty damn trusting to let my stalker take shift while I slept.

Maybe you didn't know they were stalking you

[Deleted]

Sigma was carrying a rifle, whereas you only had pointed sticks clearly!

in the land of pointy things, the one that fires bullets is King!

[Tradewind]

Manakin has finally snapped due to a lack of bovril to keep him happy, listo prefers he suffers. Rixis, does what Rixis does. Everything Nice is rewarded for finally entering the game. Felya calls his mom for help. Faltemer "The Axe Murderer" is thirsty. Blueobelisk merely duplicates his actions out of fear.



Basically nothing important happens here at all.

[Faltemer]

Sigma was carrying a rifle, whereas you only had pointed sticks clearly!

Hmmm, he had us lined in his sights. But the first shot would alert the second. Clever......

[Deleted]

Must be an awfully big, black bush for me to hide in. Must be a Black 70's porn stars!
Bowchikawowow!

[Rixis]

Rixis, does what Rixis does.

It's working, don't knock it

[listo95]

I'm going to bleed out aren't I The last time someone received a med kit they died immediately!

Could be worse. I have no idea what I am doing in these games!? I should have murdered you all by now!!!

[Izalla]

I'm going to bleed out aren't I The last time someone received a med kit they died immediately!

He was Dr. House even, the med kits must be filled with poison or explosives or something.

[Jester Joe]

God, I leave for a bit and I miss the sign up, thanks Tradewind

[Tradewind]

a hurricane! Because why the fuck not?!




listo seizes the opportunity to completely ignore how hurricanes and physics works. Izalla is back to her old tricks. Rixis decides on his own to just ignore how hurricanes work. Faltemer is crushed by a barn. With his dying breath he says "I totally did hit the broad side." His earlier deeds of heroism and ferocity are immediately ignored and he is forever known as Faltemer "Maker of Stupid Jokes."

The elements are harsh...

[listo95]

Clearly you're playing the game wrong! Come sit down by the campfire and tell some ghost stories! I'll even share the M&Ms I stole from Xanjori!

Sorry watching the corgi suffer.

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I DID IT I KILLED A MAFIA PLAYER!!!!

[Zoaric]

Clearly you're playing the game wrong! Come sit down by the campfire and tell some ghost stories! I'll even share the M&Ms I stole from Xanjori!

That seems to be the safest way to win. Be friends with everyone until they all are
inevitably blown up or die due to stupid.

[Faltemer]

hahahahaha. I was sad to die. But that made it totally worth it.