OH SHIT its onnnnnnn
OH SHIT its onnnnnnn
Not sure how dying due to suicide is failing suicide, surely if you died it was successful? Whatever, they took the cowards way out while Sam catches fish.
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Not too eventful, Will Erin stalk tradewind even though she saved his fat life earlier? She would not murder a little doggie would she?
Threatening double suicide was a tactic to get the gamemakers to call it off when there were only two left (refusing to give them a victor, so they took two victors instead of 0), so... really an incredibly pointless strategy when there are more than just the two of you left in the arena.
Telling stories, making fire, building shacks.. I'm not in a hurry at all.
Todays fallen, they went out like bitches.
Erin and Revi got fed up of Tradewinds lazy ass and decided he needed to swim off some of that flab.
Revi gets tooled up and DRsolders murders Erin for her supplies. Didn't he already destroy her supply cache? Greedy bitch must have had more than one, serves her right for being a hoarder.
I like how the soldiers are in Districts 10 and 11
Rest in piece fat man and greedy bitch, you lasted a long time.
What the hell, District 1. I had all my money on you two!
NOOOOOOoooooooo
Awwww, who the fuck would beat a Corgi to death apart from a true monster? The Polar bear also gets the shits, it must be like a mudslide.
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Dr House gets some medical supplies from a sponsor.
Whos the greedy fuck now? He destroyed my supplies, killed me for my supplies, and then gets MORE supplies from sponsors? Suck my diiiiiiiiiiick
A single gun salute for the plucky little dog, shame he had no bite.
Sam proves it is better to be a bitch than a badass putting an end to the polar bears reign of terror, probably got sick of the smell from Revi diarrhea, mean Dr House wishes he was a better doctor, he finally bleeds out.
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Which means the winner is Sam the wiser! Congratulations tribute, a life of luxury, fame and insomnia await you!
Whaat, you've just been chilling while we killed each other off. Devious.
The list of Tributes in order.
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And here is a recap of the events. Hope you all enjoyed it, I thought it was good for a giggle.
Tiili with the Quadra Kill. Tony with the absolute let down. Tradewind did well to get as far as he did, Erin let down women everywhere.