Five fuckups depart this planet.
Four fuckwits try to scare the shit out of each other. Dyra falls into Setts punji trap, the poor pussy is skewered on the sharp spikes below, a terrible way to go! Tiili gets lost in the dark.
Izalla starts pumping out oil like a James Bond car. Icedwarrior is not fucking about today and he hacks Bootybear to bits, the crying mod now has 2 chainsaws! Sett throws a rock at Tiili then runs like fuck. Rokom heads to the high ground for some strange reason.
Two cannon shots echo in the distance.
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Icedwarrior lives up to his fucking avatar, the game knows. Rokom beats Tiili like a bad stepchild but spares her, not a good idea at this point in the game. Izalla steps on a landmine and is blown to gory chunks, it is like a fucking abattoir got bombed! Sett has a good old scratch in the smelly bit.
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God damn Rokom, someone kill Tiili already! Sett shakes her tits at Icedwarrior who does not swing that way.
An arena event! A crazy gas is pumped into the arena and the tributes go even crazier than usual. Tiili and Sett survive because seeing thing that are not real is business as usual. Rokom thinks Icedwarrior is a landshark and tries to push her back into the water, GLUB!
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I think so.
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Bye bye tributes!
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Sett goes solo in a strangle wank, lethal or not? Tiili betrays Rokoms previous kindness and proves mercy is a terrible thing in this game, the fucking irony!
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Grats Tiili!
The final placements.
didn't tilli get 2nd or 3rd last time around too? gz!!