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    Widowmaker needs a buff!

    Right now she is the squishiest tank! All too often when I'm playing as Widowmaker I find myself having no choice but to push the payload to make it to a checkpoint because everybody else is either running back from the spawn or off gallivanting on the flanks. I know Widowmaker is versatile but she doesn't make a very good tank at the moment.

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    the key to trolling is being subtle about it. Real enough for people to assume you're a fucking moron, but dumb enough to piss everyone off. This is just bad trolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Etrayu View Post
    the key to trolling is being subtle about it. Real enough for people to assume you're a fucking moron, but dumb enough to piss everyone off. This is just bad trolling.
    Ditto on this to TC.

    Did he think this was funny?
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    widowmaker is defensive not a tank and she doesnt need buffing just cos you have the aim of a wombat

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    Useless trolling thread is useless.

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    I too want to increase my post count by 1.

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    Not great buddy. Keep trying though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primalthirst View Post
    Not great buddy. Keep trying though
    Okay, I'll see what I can do.

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    The number of trolls on this forum is too damn high.

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    I actually understand the satire of this post.
    Woe is me.

    Widow is my most played, and I understand the pain of having to spend time on the payload because your team is too kill-crazy/idiotic to stay on the payload to help more it forward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuthe View Post
    I actually understand the satire of this post.
    Woe is me.

    Widow is my most played, and I understand the pain of having to spend time on the payload because your team is too kill-crazy/idiotic to stay on the payload to help more it forward.
    ^ This guys gets it. I'm guessing these other posters all play Junkrat, Bastion, Reinhardt, Soldier76 and Dwarf. They haven't got a scooby.

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    This wasn't even trolling... like you all just missed the point or something. He's saying stop being retarded and dueling off in the middle of nowhere on payload maps, so that he doesn't have to push payload as Widow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valarius View Post
    This wasn't even trolling... like you all just missed the point or something. He's saying stop being retarded and dueling off in the middle of nowhere on payload maps, so that he doesn't have to push payload as Widow.
    The title is totally misleading and it's click bait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foo Foo Cuddlypoops View Post
    The title is totally misleading and it's click bait.

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    Lol every thread threadmaker wants their thread to be clicked on. Why else would a thread be created?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foo Foo Cuddlypoops View Post
    The title is totally misleading and it's click bait.

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    That username though ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avaddon View Post
    That username though ...
    Mine or the topic creators?
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    haha funny. Now delete this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foo Foo Cuddlypoops View Post
    Mine or the topic creators?
    Now that I've just realized OP's username.. both of you lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Futa Widowmaker View Post
    ^ This guys gets it. I'm guessing these other posters all play Junkrat, Bastion, Reinhardt, Soldier76 and Dwarf. They haven't got a scooby.
    I play dwarf like 85% of the time especially if theres a Winston orbing the payload to protect my turret and i slay. If theres no winston i just set that shit up on a corner and rake in kills and if the payload stops moving sacrifice the body to keep it going

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avaddon View Post
    Now that I've just realized OP's username.. both of you lmao.
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