Why doesn't Anduin marry Jaina?

[Kyphael]

Back up and pick literally any other example.

Lol Sam had kids by the end and he wouldn't shut up about marrying the woman from the bar with flowers in her hair.

[AcidicSyn]

Cougars are a thing, mate. There have been relationships with FAR more age disparity.

EDIT: The real issue is that if Jaina and Anduin hooked up, Anduin would inevitably turn evil like all her other boyfriends. Only Thrall managed to dodge the bullet, and the word is still out on Kalecgos...

That's because the ones who don't get murder boners become soulless husks of their former selves; which is what happened to Thrall.

I'm curious which route Kalec will take.

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Lol Sam had kids by the end and he wouldn't shut up about marrying the woman from the bar with flowers in her hair.

But what if Frodo hadn't been haunted by the wound he received at weathertop and thus was able to stay at Bagend instead of heading off to the greys? After all; what'd he do like a week after Rosie died? Gave his daughter the keys to the shop and sailed off to be with Mr Frodo.

[The Stormbringer]

Lol Sam had kids by the end and he wouldn't shut up about marrying the woman from the bar with flowers in her hair.

I'm sure there are people who like, seriously ship Sam and Frodo and see what they had as some simmering, hidden romantic thing, but for everyone else I think we just do it because it's funny, and there's so many great movie moments that makes it even funnier.

[Verdugo]

Back up and pick literally any other example.

Their bond is just poorly translated into modern times. Try to rewatch Top Gun now and you will see something simmilar.

[Unholyground]

she is, like, twice his age.

Experience is a good thing lol.

[Hell Yeah]

Back up and pick literally any other example.

I don't know. For me Anduin and Wrathion friendship its like "goody two shoe rich kid" meets "street poor kid". Street boy at first see opportunity to use him to reach his goals but in the end become true friend to him. While rich kid just enjoys traveling and adventures street boy provide to him (since rich boy being royal have boring and restrict way of life).

[SleepsAtDay]

Lol Sam had kids by the end and he wouldn't shut up about marrying the woman from the bar with flowers in her hair.

Two things:

A) That doesn’t undo three films worth of on-screen chemistry. They have the most potent relationship out of any two characters.

B) You think little things like facts will stop the shipping?

[Deleted]

Idk, Wrathion would be upset.

[Voltsmasher]

Yeah but baggage isn't and Jaina has a whole ghost ship of baggage.

[Nnyco]

boyking anduin and aunt jaina, what a nice couple

[Nefastus]

For someone claiming mary sue you dont seem to know the actual lore...
and no she is the daughter of bolvar, not of caleia.

Probably know more than you since I play warcraft since the first one. Now If I am up with all the stupid retcons maybe not. But yeah, she is exactly that now. That cinematic alone ruined the few reedming things about her.

About this caelia daughter of bolvar seems good enough for the boy.

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If we are serious Jaina instead of Kalec dude should have been hook up with Varian.

Yeah, Varian would be okay but even if he was still alive she is way above his league now with all her flying ship crap and Elsa superpowers.

[Zandalarian Paladin]

Because he calls her Aunt Jaina?

Yep, pretty much this. Jaina is the maternal figure he never got in his life because of his mother's death. The thought is kind of upsetting.

[Bryntrollian]

The simple answer is Jaina is what, like 20 years older than Anduin? A better question would have been, why didn't Varian ever marry Jaina to join the two kingdoms? Varian was only a few years older than Jaina and Tiffin was blonde like Jaina.

Even Tess would be a better choice for Anduin than Jaina. I know Tess is older too but not by as much and she didn't watch Anduin grow up like Jaina did. They created a female character for Anduin to marry anyway, Bolvar's daughter. That should make him less evil, having the boy he raised getting it on with his daughter, it's sure to make him even less angry he's a burnt toast inside a crazed orc spirit helmet.

A 20 year age gap is nothing.

[Jetstream]

I dunno. Why don’t you marry one of your parents’ friends?

[shaunika123]

They broke up, and she's single again. My warlock is on the market for a new lady friend, think she has a chance? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Your memes have no power here!

Anduin was seemingly falling for the dwarven female bodyguard he had in the Cataclysm book, and in another book he was captivated by the beauty of the female draenei.

that's probably weirder than just being straight up gay

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I dunno. Why don’t you marry one of your parents’ friends?

implying that didnt happen in medieval times?:P

[FelPlague]

Probably know more than you since I play warcraft since the first one. Now If I am up with all the stupid retcons maybe not. But yeah, she is exactly that now. That cinematic alone ruined the few reedming things about her.

About this caelia daughter of bolvar seems good enough for the boy.

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Yeah, Varian would be okay but even if he was still alive she is way above his league now with all her flying ship crap and Elsa superpowers.

Caelia is not the daughter of bolvar...
again you dont seem to... and this has nothing to do with retcons, what the bloody hell are you going on about?

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that's probably weirder than just being straight up gay

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implying that didnt happen in medieval times?:P

except these arnt really medieval times, they have cars teleporters airplanes lazer guns and space ships.

[bufferunderrun]

He can dig Sylvanas in the last cinematic in siege of undercity when she and Anduin are face to face i expected her to give him a passionate kiss and leave laughing while he was blushing and blabbering about something and the all other alliance leader stunned there.

[Morforg]

Why stop with Jaina? He could marry Calia Menethil in some sort of 'morally grey' GoT style twist, that would really shore up the Alliance's claim on Lordaeron.

[shaunika123]

except these arnt really medieval times, they have cars teleporters airplanes lazer guns and space ships.

doesnt matter, the culture is much closer to medieval than anything else

[Guyv3r]

Hey.. if Game of Thrones did it, why not xDDD