In school a friend claimed he was sat on the side of the road and a guy in a car drove past and took his DR pepper.
In school a friend claimed he was sat on the side of the road and a guy in a car drove past and took his DR pepper.
My Brother, Uncle etc works for Sony and I’m going to get you permanently banned.
Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
That there were WMDs in Iraq.
That if you work hard you can "make it" in America.
That there are no Nazis in America. @freefolk
That she left the guy she left me for in the first place because she realized she loved me. (Good thing I could smell the bullshit a mile away).
Some guy spent like an hour and a half trying to tell me about his alien abduction stories at a party and I couldn't shake him, I'd leave or other people would come up to talk to me and he'd interrupt or come find me. I finally felt bad for him and let him tell his story. The story mostly revolved around how the aliens were beaming him up to their spaceship so they could use him for reproductive purposes. He looked so relieved at the end of his story that I wasn't an asshole to him that I was immediately glad that I was nice and nonjudgmental towards him. I still think his story is BS and that he has some sort of mental illness, but either way he clearly felt alienated from other humans and being nice costs nothing anyway.
I've got a crazy great aunt who thinks that the reason I'm the tallest in the family is because I was abducted by aliens as a child and had a chip implanted in my neck. She thinks my Japanese aunt is a foreign spy. She said someone sold her a red laser to put on top of her house because it keeps panthers away. She believes there's some sort of yeti/bigfoot creature in the woods behind her house. She's 92 years old, so we don't try to argue with her much.
Smart, not hard
I don't think most people would care even if aliens did exist. If a giant ass alien spaceship came to Earth, and I'm talking huge, visible from nearly anywhere on the planet, the UFO nerds would of course care, the media would pick it up of course, the internet would meme it, but outside of that most people would go about their lives I think.
May have been true at some point lol. I'm starting to view colleges the same way I view prisons, as a means to line someones pockets.
My Collection
- Bring back my damn zoom distance/MoP Portals - I read OP minimum, 1st page maximum-make wow alt friendly again -Please post constructively(topkek) -Kill myself
Worked with a guy that swore he played Xbox and Playstation in VR.......PS2 and Original Xbox......a good decade before VR was a thing.....
My friend in 8th grade told me he went to a Halloween party hosted by his older brother (wearing a penis costume) and received oral sex later on in the night from a older woman
That in the jungle, you can know if a jaguar is nearby by it's nasty breath.
That Republicans are the party of personal responsibility and fiscal conservatism.
“You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.”― Malcolm X
I watch them fight and die in the name of freedom. They speak of liberty and justice, but for whom? -Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)
The dude that sits at the Gas Station asking for a few bucks for gas.
Did that once, gave him a 5, he went in and bought a beer and walked to the next gas station over.
We're all newbs, some are just more newbier than others.
Just a burned out hardcore raider turned casual.
I'm tired. So very tired. Can I just lay my head on your lap and fall asleep?
#TeamFuckEverything
Mostly guys bragging about their sex game, or dick size or how much pussy they get.
On MMO-C we learn that Anti-Fascism is locking arms with corporations, the State Department and agreeing with the CIA, But opposing the CIA and corporate America, and thinking Jews have a right to buy land and can expect tenants to pay rent THAT is ultra-Fash Nazism. Bellingcat is an MI6/CIA cut out. Clyburn Truther.
I've been told that there's this guy in the sky who created everything and we gotta worship him or we'll go to some fiery underworld.
Also my aunt keeps calling me up about Game of Thrones and keeps insisting that there's 10 books, but she can't find any stores selling the last five for some reason. I stopped trying to tell her that there's only five out, cause she gets mad :/
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That she would also wait for our wedding night before consummating our relationship. Such a fool I was.
Retail sucks. Classic sucks. No positivity, only negative feedback. Why is everybody so damn miserable? Must be somebody else's fault, it couldn't possibly be my INSANELY TOXIC ATTITUDE.