Poll: If E.T needed your help what would you do?

Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.

  1. #1
    Void Lord Doctor Amadeus's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In Security Watching...
    Posts
    43,760

    If E.T needed your help what would you do?


    If E.T needed your help what would you do?
    Last edited by Doctor Amadeus; 2019-05-24 at 11:51 PM.
    Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis

  2. #2
    Sell him to the highest bidder or film some weird glowing finger porn

  3. #3
    Immortal jackofwind's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Victoria, BC
    Posts
    7,878
    I'd let him Euron Greyjoy me.
    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
    Because fuck you, that's why.

  4. #4
    Titan Orby's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Under the stars
    Posts
    12,999
    I grew up when ET was coming out of it's height, and happen to share a name with the boy in the movie, now can you imagine being named Elliott and what growing up around the height of this movie at such a young age does to a person when you are very young and at school.

    And so because of that I'd shoot ET in the head...

    Man I grew to hate that movie lol. No wonder I hated primary school/
    Last edited by Orby; 2019-05-24 at 11:44 PM.
    I love Warcraft, I dislike WoW

    Unsubbed since January 2021, now a Warcraft fan from a distance

  5. #5
    The Unstoppable Force Ghostpanther's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    USA, Ohio
    Posts
    24,112
    Report him to the authorities. He may be a scout for the incoming invaders from Mars.
    " If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher.." - Abraham Lincoln
    The Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to - prevent the people of the United States, who are peaceable citizens, from keeping their own arms..” - Samuel Adams

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by jackofwind View Post
    I'd let him Euron Greyjoy me.
    Finger in the bum?

  7. #7
    Immortal jackofwind's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Victoria, BC
    Posts
    7,878
    Quote Originally Posted by Techno-Druid View Post
    Finger in the bum?
    Light me up like a Christmas tree baby.
    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
    Because fuck you, that's why.

  8. #8
    Void Lord Doctor Amadeus's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In Security Watching...
    Posts
    43,760
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostpanther View Post
    Report him to the authorities. He may be a scout for the incoming invaders from Mars.
    We’re going to be invaded for Reese’s Pieces and why Mars?
    Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis

  9. #9
    Build a wall to keep the illegal E.T.s out.
    Day took er jobs!

  10. #10
    The Unstoppable Force Ghostpanther's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    USA, Ohio
    Posts
    24,112
    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Amadeus View Post
    We’re going to be invaded for Reese’s Pieces and why Mars?
    Well, since this is a science fiction subject, why not? Have you ever seen the movie, Invaders from Mars?
    " If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher.." - Abraham Lincoln
    The Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to - prevent the people of the United States, who are peaceable citizens, from keeping their own arms..” - Samuel Adams

  11. #11
    Void Lord Doctor Amadeus's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In Security Watching...
    Posts
    43,760
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostpanther View Post
    Well, since this is a science fiction subject, why not? Have you ever seen the movie, Invaders from Mars?
    Lol yes! But E.T is just a lovable Alien far from home.
    Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis

  12. #12
    The Unstoppable Force Ghostpanther's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    USA, Ohio
    Posts
    24,112
    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Amadeus View Post
    Lol yes! But E.T is just a lovable Alien far from home.
    E.T. stands for what? They are not from this world and thus, I would not automatically trust him just because he appeared to be cute or fascinating. The native Americans failed in that regards.
    " If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher.." - Abraham Lincoln
    The Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to - prevent the people of the United States, who are peaceable citizens, from keeping their own arms..” - Samuel Adams

  13. #13
    Void Lord Doctor Amadeus's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In Security Watching...
    Posts
    43,760
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostpanther View Post
    E.T. stands for what? They are not from this world and thus, I would not automatically trust him just because he appeared to be cute or fascinating. The native Americans failed in that regards.
    Very practical Fair enough lol. But damn he’s E.T
    Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis

  14. #14
    The Insane draynay's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    California
    Posts
    18,839
    The Reese's Pieces are mine, he'll have to fend for himself.
    /s

  15. #15
    Pandaren Monk
    5+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jul 2018
    Posts
    1,889
    Serious answer? I'd help him. When he gets back to his alien buddies (who are clearly far beyond us in terms of technology, since they're capable of traveling to our planet), I want him to tell them that not all humans are dicks, and that I'm one of the cool ones.

    I imagine it would definitely pay to have an alien friend. At the very least, maybe that'd get my name on the "Earthlings who are exempt from anal probing" list.
    Last edited by avitush; 2019-05-25 at 02:16 AM.

  16. #16
    The Lightbringer Harry Botter's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    R'Lyeh
    Posts
    3,567
    Report the space Mexican to Trump's illegal alien squad.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •