Hmm, okay you've swayed me. You've obviously done the research to know he's a perfectly viable President and aren't just regurgitating bandwagon GOP alternatives to Trump. I'm positive you've done your homework and know what his policies are, his plans for the future, and what type of person he is. He has my vote and my full support.
Wait, you couldn't even get his name right? So then what exactly DO you know about him then? Crap... I suppose it's too late for me to change my decision; if I did that now after supporting him it would mean I was wrong, and that's the worst thing you can be in politics. So I'll just handwave the bad stuff he does, attribute other people's successes to him, and make up false claims about his political rivals. It may hurt the country, but at least I can pretend I was right. Am I doing this politics thing correctly?