Matt Gaetz Is Said to Be Investigated Over Possible Sexual Relationship With a Girl,

[Edge-]

Those kind of charges, once initiated, usually pan out to convictions/plea-deals. Given Matt's statements and lunacy to the stated ongoing investigations, I'm delighted to see this unfolding.

Unfortunately for him, Trump's not in office to pardon him like he pardoned Duncan Hunter.

Remember: Trump pardoned a dude who stole campaign funds with his wife, lied about it, threw his wife under the bus on national TV, and then got convicted of literally using the money regular folks donated to his campaign for vacations and beer.

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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021...ing-media-star

Bad news for Gaetz post-Congress aspirations: Seems he may be just down to Newsmax. Fox and OAN have both commented that they're not looking to hire a former member of Congress who may be indicted on human trafficking and campaign finance fraud charges.

He may have to see if he and the MyPillow guy can pitch a buddy show to one of these networks.

[cubby]

Unfortunately for him, Trump's not in office to pardon him like he pardoned Duncan Hunter.

Remember: Trump pardoned a dude who stole campaign funds with his wife, lied about it, threw his wife under the bus on national TV, and then got convicted of literally using the money regular folks donated to his campaign for vacations and beer.

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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021...ing-media-star

Bad news for Gaetz post-Congress aspirations: Seems he may be just down to Newsmax. Fox and OAN have both commented that they're not looking to hire a former member of Congress who may be indicted on human trafficking and campaign finance fraud charges.

He may have to see if he and the MyPillow guy can pitch a buddy show to one of these networks.

So glad the Grifter of Politics-in-Chief lost his keys to the kingdom.

Don't forget Matt can still run for a fourth term - the great people of (fuck) Florida would probably love to continue to ignore reality and elect a pedo to office (again).

[Zan15]

right now i don't know who to believe more this guy or Dennis Rodman's excuse for being caught cheating

"Carmen Electra once caught Dennis Rodman in bed with two girls and he tried telling her that they fell in through the ceiling."

[Edge-]

"Carmen Electra once caught Dennis Rodman in bed with two girls and he tried telling her that they fell in through the ceiling."

Honestly, that may very well be more believable given the number of buildings that aren't actually up to code.

[Breccia]

Did Gaetz print this up himself?

I thought he said he had received them electronically. Sorry, it would have been on a TV news broadcast and I'm not even 100% sure I heard it right.

But I do know this:



This whole thing started because Some Douchebag, trying to hold onto power, forged letters he claimed were from students and accused his political opponent of in appropriate relations with them. The letters were printed on Some Douchebag's printer, from his home computer, and hiad his DNA on them. All nine.

This started an investigation that spilled over onto Gaetz. Gaetz is therefore almost certainly aware of what a hilarious incompetent criminal Some Douchebag was, but also being a Republican problably knows as much about computers as I know about the ornamentation in post-baroque central European music. "They were emailed to me and I printed them myself" gets past 90% of that. "What do you mean, traceroute?" is the other 10%.

[Edge-]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/01/polit...men/index.html

May not be connected to the investigation, but apparently Gaetz has a rep similar to Donnie Jr's girlfriend from her time at Fox. Much like her, he seems pretty eager to show off nude images/videos of people he's allegedly had sex with...to members of Congress...including on the floor of the House.

[cubby]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/01/polit...men/index.html

May not be connected to the investigation, but apparently Gaetz has a rep similar to Donnie Jr's girlfriend from her time at Fox. Much like her, he seems pretty eager to show off nude images/videos of people he's allegedly had sex with...to members of Congress...including on the floor of the House.

There you have it, the stars of the GOP - class with a capital "K".

[Breccia]

It’s also being reported he asked them to recruit others

You can pay for sex with Apple Pay?

Also, who the fuck pays for sex (in any context) with such an obvious electronic trail? I use cash to buy breakfast and this childfucker used an app run by a company he can't threaten?

He's given an excuse by now, right? "She's just a friend that I gave large piles of money to, and happened to have sex with"?

[downnola]

It’s also being reported he asked them to recruit others...

https://mobile.twitter.com/PatriciaM...98913885925377

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/01/u....co/TCS3mC6tkk

I knew the ceiling of conservative populism was low but damn. Every last one of them really are just a bunch of degenerates and swindlers.

[Felya]

It’s also being reported he asked them to recruit others...

https://mobile.twitter.com/PatriciaM...98913885925377

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/01/u....co/TCS3mC6tkk

If QAnon wasn’t just a Trump cult, we would be flooded with Q people screaming ‘told you so’... a deep state sex trafficking ring is indeed getting shut down... government officials are getting investigated and likely indicted... QQ?

[Mihalik]

Ignoring the underage aspect for a moment. I will never understand men who pay for sex.

If I'm going to have sex with someone, I want to feel that the other person actually wants me.

All this power dynamic and coercion shit... It just comes of pathetic.

Cuz it seems like you can be decently good looking, famous and wealthy, but still be such a pathetic creepy sleezeball, with the personality of a flaming dumpster fire that you'd need to pay for sex.

[Felya]

If I'm going to have sex with someone, I want to feel that the other person actually wants me.

Well... we are on a gaming forum, where nothing less than 40 hours of game play for 60$ will do... there just isn’t enough value... Disgaea 6 is this summer and you can level to quadrillion...

[pathora44]

Using campaign funds to smuggle and fuck minors, to own the Libs. Take that Coastal Elite!

Again, if a Republican ever and I mean EVER accuses Democrats of anything it is because they are doing it themselves and because they are doing it then Democrats must be doing it to.

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Ignoring the underage aspect for a moment. I will never understand men who pay for sex.

If I'm going to have sex with someone, I want to feel that the other person actually wants me.

All this power dynamic and coercion shit... It just comes of pathetic.

Cuz it seems like you can be decently good looking, famous and wealthy, but still be such a pathetic creepy sleezeball, with the personality of a flaming dumpster fire that you'd need to pay for sex.

Because they are so much of a Chad that they can't be bothered to pick one from the mountains of pussies they have scored on so they throw some pocket change, because they are so much of a Chad, at a prostitute for a one night stand.

[JohnBrown1917]

So how does his cuban "son" fit into all of this?

[solinari6]

So how does his cuban "son" fit into all of this?

Someone suggested that Nestor may be helping bring in younger girls for Matt, which is as good a guess as any.

[Breccia]

So an unexpected and welcome side-effect seems to be, that all those Trump supporter talking point copy-paste "Biden sniffed a child, HE MUST RESIGN" posts vanished like an Arizona frost.

This will be a temporary break only, however. It won't take them long to remember people who are not Trump, are not Trump. Once it's clear Trump doesn't want to live in a Gaetz community (man that was tortured) it'll be back to business as usual.

[Draco-Onis]

Ignoring the underage aspect for a moment. I will never understand men who pay for sex.

If I'm going to have sex with someone, I want to feel that the other person actually wants me.

All this power dynamic and coercion shit... It just comes of pathetic.

Cuz it seems like you can be decently good looking, famous and wealthy, but still be such a pathetic creepy sleezeball, with the personality of a flaming dumpster fire that you'd need to pay for sex.

The whole things gets sadder when you take into account that Gaetz is engaged and his partner in crime was married.

[Mihalik]

First reported on a few years ago. It seems that to be a Republican, you just have to be scum.

Ignoring all the other creepy shit in that post and this thread. What is this fucking obsession conservative types have with virgins?

[Breccia]

The whole things gets sadder

Because that's the way it works anymore, isn't it?

"And it turns out, she's underaged."
"Wow, that's just the worst thing I've heard today."
"Oh, just you wait..."

[Felya]

So how does his cuban "son" fit into all of this?

Thanks for reminding me of Elián González... award winning: