I'm disappointed to see the gangrenous boils of the FFXIV community rearing their heads over something as insignificant as a chair in the form of awful human beings like Pyromancer.
Take a page from World of Warcraft's book Yoshi-P and collectively demolish the gatekeeping white knights poisoning your game. It looks like Square Enix and their merry band of Creative Business Unit III hooligans can't spare enough time to put a muzzle on their rabid community.
This community never went to the moon; you went to an instanced lobby called Mare Lamentorum with three million invisible walls to further stifle your gameplay.