Originally Posted by
Pum
You have [Been Waiting A Long Time For This]... [A Quick Shave] for [Deforestation] so you can get [Neck Deep In Vile].
All of a sudden you're [Alone In The Darkness], with a [Supermassive] [Upper Back Pain]. It's [Getting Cold In Here] and you [Don't Have An Eternity], so [Must Deconstruct Faster]. She screams: [I'm Gonna Go When the Volcano Blows]! But wait, it's freezing.. - You reach a [Hot Pocket]. Suddenly, she roars like a [Crazy Cat Lady], and it becomes [Too Hot to Handle] - You're blown [To The Ground], briefly relieving you of your [Tunnel Vision].
As you lye on the ground, thinking [What the Eck?], she gently whispers.. [Good Grief].. [I've Gone And Made A Mess].