Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

granted, but it becomes a wizard's hat ._________.

I wish for a cake

[Skelington]

Granted



Skelington wishes for it to be 3am so good things are on television.

[Loaf]

granted but your power goes out at precisely 2:59:59 am and until after all the good stuff is over

I wish for a name for my new monster cake

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, it's called "big snooki"

i wish for chocolate rain

[Loaf]

granted, you get "chocolate" rain and by chocolate, I mean diarrhea. (you were expecting the song weren't you? lol)

I wish my cake had a better name XD

[Baradur]

Granted, Cakezilla is mad about its new name and runs away.

I wish I didn't get bored so easily/quickly.

[Skelington]

Granted, but now everything arouses you and everyone will laugh at you for it.

Skelington wishes for Pokemon White version.

[Loaf]

Granted, but it is just Pokemon Red painted white.

I wish I had my cake monster back

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, good luck asking to GlaDos for your cake

i wish for random Stuff

[Loaf]

granted, you get an alligator, a chicken, a tomato, a giant pit that you're stuck in with everything and a rubber band.

I wish GlaDos would give me my cake

[twinkleblur]

granted but its already half eaten and the half that wasnt touched is covered with charcoal and sawdust.

i wish i had my own TV channel.

[Abbaton]

Granted, but it was taken off the air due to too many demonic entities surrounding the cast

I wish for the abilities to control air and fire

[twinkleblur]

granted but the 1t time you try out your new powers you die in a blaze so strong firefighters have no choice to let you burn out but when that didnt happen they dig a 50 ft pit kicked you in and hoped for the best.

i wish for more bacon because i dont wanna go to the store tommorow morning.

[Loaf]

granted, but it's turkey bacon

I wish for the next person to have a good time

[Skelington]

Granted! *goes back to pokemon* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THROH FAINTED!

Skelington wishes that Team Plasma werent such jerks.

[twinkleblur]

granted but then you realized they just want to set pokemon free and team rocket were the big jerks..and everything N talks about is utter nonsense.

i wish for the world to end and im the only 1 left alive for a few hours then i die too.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the world reorganises itself and everything on it except for you.

I wish for my food to be brought to me, delicious and ready to eat.

[Loaf]

granted, but the person carrying your food is clumsy and trips and it crashes all over your face and surrounding area.

I wish that the next poster would find eternal happiness

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but im posting from an expo-center so not enough happiness}

i wish to get out of here

[Deleted]

Granted, but you're going back 2 minutes after.

I wish for crisps with salt and vinegar.