Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Aethilus]

Granted, but __________ may cause Dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, coma, death, and halitosis. __________ is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use.

I wish for more diseases for which the side effects of the cure seem worse than the disease.

[BoomChickn]

Granted, but __________ may cause Dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, coma, death, and halitosis. __________ is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use.

I wish for more diseases for which the side effects of the cure seem worse than the disease.

Granted, you have just been infected by each disease one after another, and forced to take the cure for each one.

I wish for a cat that isn't evil.

[Loaf]

granted, but it's evil anyways

I wish for a pen

[Vredesbyrd]

granted, but it's evil anyways

I wish for a pen

Granted, but you have nothing to write on.

I wish for coffee.

[Zonned]

I wish for coffee.

Granted, but its a gritty off brand with scum on top of it.

I wish for a taco.

[Loaf]

granted, but someone pooped in it

I wish for a can of soda that was NOT shaken up first

[banur]

I wish for a can of soda that was NOT shaken up first

Granted, but it was stirred not shaken.

I wish I knew why there seems to be an inaccessible page 158.

[xytech]

Granted, but it was stirred not shaken.

I wish I knew why there seems to be an inaccessible page 158.

You find out why, but can no longer see any posts after page 157.

I wish I will win the Deathmatch once 4.3 comes out (get the trinket)

[twinkleblur]

granted but afterwards you seem to be the only person who keeps losing to melee hunters and melee priests.

i wish life had cheat and combo buttons for food...mm up up down down left right tad dah!!! burgers!!!

[Loaf]

granted, but you have no controller for the Life™ console

I wish for yogurt

[Zonned]

I wish Blizzard would just say exactly when 4.3 will be released

Granted, but then its delayed again.

I wish for a meatlovers pizza.

[Aethilus]

Granted, but it comes poorly cut and under-cooked.

I wish to go on a cruise *as a guest* in the best suite on the cruise ship.

[twinkleblur]

granted but its the crews room and they all love to free ball early in the morning..and there all really hairy and have bugs down there. (incase you happen to be a girl or something)

i wish my neighboor would close her cuirtain..wouldnt bother me but she likes being half naked and shes 75....

[Aethilus]

Granted, but she starts mowing the lawn/gardening etc. in a bikini.

I wish I was done with my degree.

[Diraeqt]

Granted, but she starts mowing the lawn/gardening etc. in a bikini.

I wish I was done with my degree.

Granted but you results are poor

I wish for a cactus

[Loaf]

granted, but it's made out of human skin

I wish for a ring

[skitzin]

granted, but it's made out of human skin

I wish for a ring

Granted except it doesn't fit any of your fingers or toes (or miscellaneous body parts).

I wish I had enough Vaseline to cover myself so I could pretend I'm a slug.

[hythos]

HAHahaha First page. I wasn't paying full attention, and thought I read this:

I wish I wasn't flat-chested.

Granted, however you are now bored and depressed as you have obtained all and there is no longer any goals to pursue.

** Edit:

I wish I had enough Vaseline to cover myself so I could pretend I'm a slug.

Granted. You can now pretend to be Daniel Tosh.

I wish for a Paradox.

[Aethilus]

Granted, but to be granted in the future.

I wish for Nyan Cat to make an appearance at the next State of the Union address.

[Lyrix1]

Granted, but to be granted in the future.

I wish for Nyan Cat to make an appearance at the next State of the Union address.

Granted, but the State of the Union address was cancelled for some unknown reason.

I wish for a unicorn.