Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Darkedged]

Granted, but when you dim it it wont turn back up.

I wish I was more lucky with loot.

Granted. Now you win three times as often, but the only loot you can get is grey.

I wish for more hours in the day to level up my monk!

[Deleted]

Granted, but since your days get longer everything else gets longer aswell.

I wish they guy i buy my lamps from would stop selling me defect products!

[Akshak]

Granted, but the guy that sells the Viagra isn't held to the same standards.

I wish I could find the perfect woman, beer and pizza in the same day.

[Temp name]

Granted, but you drink so much beer that you forget it all again.

I wish I didn't have to level more characters, and instead would just have all of them at level 90.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the guy that sells the Viagra isn't held to the same standards.

I wish I could find the perfect woman, beer and pizza in the same day.

Granted, but you are the woman and you're stuck serving the beer and pizza to other people.

I wish I were more motivated to finish the things I begin.

[Akshak]

Granted but you forget your professions and can't even craft a bandaid...and die after a murloc gives you the business.

For that matter I wish all Hozen and Murlocs would die in a fiery, terrific disaster.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but your characters are consumed in that fire, causing them to be deleted in the crossfire.

I wish for it to be December 15-ish, 2012, right now.

[Deleted]

Granted! It is now December the 15th. Oh, did you heard those rumors about the world ending in 2012? Yeah, it has been set to December the 15th instead of 31th, I think it was 31th? I have no idea, oh well. Enjoy.

I wish to be a wizard.

[Akshak]

Granted but you're stuck in Oz with all the little people biting your ankles for life.

I wish it was Beer-Thirty already.

[Nario64]

Granted, but there is only root beer.

I wish I woke up one day in a desert, never to feel thirst or hunger, to walk endlessly amongst the sand and rocks for eternity, contemplating life.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you're stuck in a comic, in a desert, with all those previously listed conditions.

I wish all my school projects were completed, each in the "A" range. And were properly turned in.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you get abducted by alien Bigfoot pig monsters, and they do unspeakable things to you.

I wish never get sick at any point in the future.

[Nario64]

Granted, but your bones become horribly brittle. You're not sick, but you break your bones really easily.

I wish Mynta would update her song daily that is supposed to be updated daily. Also, your stream is a lie!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, the song in my signature is updated, but I'll probably forget again, so hah!

(And the stream isn't a lie. It's just not live right now, though I have forgot to update it a few times :P)

I wish I had a perfect memory.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, the song in my signature is updated, but I'll probably forget again, so hah!

(And the stream isn't a lie. It's just not live right now, though I have forgot to update it a few times :P)

I wish I had a perfect memory.

granted! but you agonize over every wrong decision you ever made, turning you to a crazy nutjob..... err..... crazier nutjob

i wish i had that thing you really want, you know the thing? yeah that thing

[ghostkitteh]

granted! but you agonize over every wrong decision you ever made, turning you to a crazy nutjob..... err..... crazier nutjob

i wish i had that thing you really want, you know the thing? yeah that thing

Granted, you now have a slice of the best cheesecake in the world, but soon get assassinated for it.

I wish I had the rest of the best cheesecake ever.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, you now have a slice of the best cheesecake in the world, but soon get assassinated for it.

I wish I had the rest of the best cheesecake ever.

Granted, but you are also allergic to cheese, cake, and anything that is the best. You instantly die from vomitting.

I wish my wish was your wish.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but my corruption of your wish is your corruption of my wish.

I wish I wasn't dead.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but my corruption of your wish is your corruption of my wish.

I wish I wasn't dead.

granted, however, it came true for me! not you! haha!

i wish that you had a wish that was at least semi good

[scoontaque]

granted, however, it came true for me! not you! haha!

i wish that you had a wish that was at least semi good

Granted, however now all my wishes are way better than your wishes.

I wish I had come across this thread way before today.