Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted but they start in 5 minutes and your washing machine just broke down leaving you with no clean clothes at all.

That doesn't stop me, dirty clothes can be used with a bit o cologne :3

I wish i where alive to see the first interaction with another race

Granted. You were the first human to be enslaved by this new race.

I wish there was an area in the world that was made to hunt Pokemon.

[Deleted]

I wish there was an area in the world that was made to hunt Pokemon.

Granted!
But PETA now protects Pokemon too and you can only watch them from distance

[Blueobelisk]

I wish I had nacho cheese for my popcorn.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's moldy, and old, and makes you sick!

I wish that it was illegal for old (over 70) people to drive.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. However since there are still 70+ year old people who need to get places there is a new voluntold system that acts like jury duty in the US. As part of this system you have been selected to drive around an elderly person between set hours for the whole week every few months!

I wish I had some jello :3

[Nyanmaru]

Granted, but it's the original Jell-O from 1897 that was placed behind the fridge of Mr. Wait.

I wish I still had my old job.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted due to a translation error in your wish your new job is to be old,you get paid for sitting in a chair rocking back and forth all day with alzheimers.

I wish my laptop buttons just didnt pop off right now....

[Blueobelisk]

We have a moderator that likes Code Breaker?

Granted but the pay is minimum wage from 1970.

I wish I had a portable printer that was very light and always worked.

[Akshak]

I wish my laptop buttons just didnt pop off right now....

Granted but you have one HUGE button - the Any key - and that's all.

I wish I had a portable printer that was very light and always worked.

Granted but it's so light it flies away with the slightest breeze and smashes into a wall thus breaking into pieces so small you can't see them to gather them back up for fixing.

I wish the 2nd and final bell of the day would ring so I can go home.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You can go home because it was a fire bell and your school burned down.

I wish the beat was inside Iced's soul.

[Akshak]

Granted but the beat is a salsa beat and doctor's can't figure out how to normalize his salsa-beating soul causing an array of health problems.

I wish Blue would the beat would be the mamba and inside Blue's soul also.

[Deleted]

Granted but the beat is a salsa beat and doctor's can't figure out how to normalize his salsa-beating soul causing an array of health problems.

I wish Blue would the beat would be the mamba and inside Blue's soul also.

granted. I have no idea what you just said, so I'm just going to give Blue something nice. He can now perform perfect martial arts when he hears any mamba music. however, when the song ends, he pisses and shits himself no matter what he does.

I wish I could do amazingly awesome things whenever classical music plays.

[Deleted]

Granted but when the music stops you fall into coma until the music starts again

I wish beer was the cure to hangovers

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. However due to this new method of beer there has been a shortage so you can't enjoy yourself as much as you used to which in turn leads to more hangovers when you drink the limited amount available.

I wish Jack In The Box actually had chicken sandwiches for $1 instead of $1 and some change :\

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but they raise the tax on French fries, burgers, soda, everything else by a lot so if you order anything besides a chicken sandwich you have to pay a ton.

I wish Scrooge Mcduck had a limp and started walking around with a pimp cane.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, but they raise the tax on French fries, burgers, soda, everything else by a lot so if you order anything besides a chicken sandwich you have to pay a ton.

I wish Scrooge Mcduck had a limp and started walking around with a pimp cane.

Granted, but the cane is made out of all the bones in your body ground to dust and pasted together. You are still alive after the bones have been removed, and have to live as a blob, unable to move or eat, but do to Scrooge McDuck's sadism, he strings you up to some IV's so you will not die.

I wish for a wish that beats all other wishes. physically beats. also beats in chess!

[Deleted]

Granted but since the wish beat all the other wishes it starts to bully you for an eternity

I wish i could never be bored

[Deleted]

Granted. you now find everything entertaining and funny. you end up getting banned from your guild because you were live shoutcasting drying paint.

I wish BlueObelisk became my personal butler.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but he fails at everything, breaks all your good glassware, puts too much sugar in your tea, ruins your pots, stains your rugs, and burns your food.
I wish scrooge was my slave

now that I'm feeling better i'm back baby!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but he soon kills you for enslaving him.

I wish I was famous.