Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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The 'doah' part comes from Killing Floor 1 it's just that whenever you weld a door it sounds as 'doah' when the character says it.

Granted, but as I fall i pull you with me and in turn you pull Skayth as well.

I wish everyone played Hide and Seek

[Skayth]

The 'doah' part comes from Killing Floor 1 it's just that whenever you weld a door it sounds as 'doah' when the character says it.

Granted, but as I fall i pull you with me and in turn you pull Skayth as well.

I wish everyone played Hide and Seek

Granted. You hide, and no one seeks you. Rather, we all just do not like you, so in time, you eventually come back, but are completely ignored... as if you had died...

I wish everyone ignored Binkamus Prime.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but Binkamus thinks he's a ghost and goes around doing mischievous deeds and no one stops him since everyone is ignoring him.

I wish everyone leeched off Skayth's WiFi.

[Skayth]

Granted, but Binkamus thinks he's a ghost and goes around doing mischievous deeds and no one stops him since everyone is ignoring him.

I wish everyone leeched off Skayth's WiFi.

Cant be granted. I have no wifi. I am hard connected to the modem.... But if You wanted a lan party... byob

[Cerilis]

Granted, but Binkamus thinks he's a ghost and goes around doing mischievous deeds and no one stops him since everyone is ignoring him.

I wish everyone leeched off Skayth's WiFi.

Granted, but now Skayth has free WiFi.

I wish all plants were blue instead of green.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but now people can't tell the sky from the ground and everyone thinks they're trapped in a maze so panic and kill everything around them.

I wish Cerilis got hit by a bus but then he successfully sues the city for money.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but it was alllll but a dream, so no money for Cerilis.

I wish for friends.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but everyone in your family dies. (You don't inherit anything btw, if anything, you gain their debt.)

I wish 3DTyrant could start a lawn mower in one pull.

[3DTyrant]

Evil little bugger, Blue D:

Granted, I can now start a lawn mower in one pull, but there's no longer any grass to cut.

I wish Blue was no longer evil.

[King Shark]

Evil little bugger, Blue D:

Granted, I can now start a lawn mower in one pull, but there's no longer any grass to cut.

I wish Blue was no longer evil.

Granted. I still am, however, and send you to the monster in Blue's stead. Somebody's got to fluff him. That monster's still got a job to do.

I wish my favorite author hadn't died a few years back.

[Cerilis]

Granted. I still am, however, and send you to the monster in Blue's stead. Somebody's got to fluff him. That monster's still got a job to do.

I wish my favorite author hadn't died a few years back.

Granted, but instead YOU died a few years back.

I wish Blue was less cruel and more deredere.

[Deleted]

Granted, Blue is now more deredere towards you and only you.

I wish King Candy hit his head

[The Penguin]

Granted, Blue is now more deredere towards you and only you.

I wish King Candy hit his head

Granted, but he was in WoW at the time and "going turbo" caused it to be unplugged.

I wish I was Dark Matter.

[Blueobelisk]

I wish Blue was no longer evil.

Granted, I'm a hero of justice and everyone praises me and treats me like a God.

I wish my favorite author hadn't died a few years back.

Granted, he died when he was an infant and he never got a chance to write anything.

I wish Blue was less cruel and more deredere.

>I dunno what deredere means. My browser's dictionary doesn't either.

I wish King Candy hit his head

Granted, King Candy hits his head and gets amnesia. Except he's really lonely and no one is around to take the time to tell him who he is. So he never recovers his memories.

I wish I was Dark Matter.

Granted, you're really heavy and account for a lot of space being taken up and no one sees or pays attention to you.

I wish King Candy's cane got stolen so he falls down and he can't get up.

[Skayth]

I wish King Candy's cane got stolen so he falls down and he can't get up.

Granted, but you lose the ability to walk.

I wish the united states would sell melon soda.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but that's all they sell and everybody gets fatter on high fructose corn syrup.

I wish Skayth had some delicious chocolate pudding.

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Granted, but the pudding is made out of you.

I wish Blueobelisk stalked himself and called the cops on himself as well.

[Lochton]

Granted, but the pudding is made out of you.

I wish Blueobelisk stalked himself and called the cops on himself as well.

Granted, but the cops find out Blueobelisk was actually being stalked by you.

Wish the chineese restaurant would open earlier!

[King Shark]

Granted, but the cops find out Blueobelisk was actually being stalked by you.

Wish the chineese restaurant would open earlier!

Granted. It now opens 15 minutes earlier. But the cooks don't get in till 5 minutes to closing.

I wish I was good at math.

[Blueobelisk]

I wish Blueobelisk stalked himself and called the cops on himself as well.

Granted, but they deem me as insane and your taxpayer money sends me to free therapy sessions.

Wish the chineese restaurant would open earlier!

Granted, but the meat is from your local stray cats.

Granted. It now opens 15 minutes earlier. But the cooks don't get in till 5 minutes to closing.

I wish I was good at math.

Granted. Now, can you explain to me what happens if Gehco's chinese restaurant was open for 23 hours and 45 minutes a day?

I wish King Candy was a Korean pop star.