Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Koryn]

gran...WALL!!

i wish i didn't check this thread so much

[TheShinyOne]

granted, but addressing them IS corrupting them...

I wish i knew the meaning of the universe

(Which was point, they weren't being corrupted ): )
Granted, but upon discovering it, the meaning changes.

I wish I could skin Gnomes.

[Zoma]

(Which was point, they weren't being corrupted ): )
Granted, but upon discovering it, the meaning changes.

I wish I could skin Gnomes.

Granted, they only drop ruined leather scraps.

I wish I could mine Magni Bronzebeard.

[TheShinyOne]

Granted, they only drop ruined leather scraps.

I wish I could mine Magni Bronzebeard.

Granted, but it only gives a Bronze Beard that you can wear in your Head slot.

I wish I could race change my Druid to Troll for free.

[Deleted]

I wish I could race change my Druid to Troll for free.

Granted, but your druid's level gets reset to level 1 and Blizzard don't know the cause of the issue and you have to level up once again.

I wish my hangover would disappear!

[Deleted]

I wish my hangover would disappear!

Granted, but you'll never be able to drink again.

I wish they would sell mince pies throughout the year instead of around christmas.

[TheShinyOne]

Granted, but your druid's level gets reset to level 1 and Blizzard don't know the cause of the issue and you have to level up once again.

I would actually love that!

I wish my hangover would disappear!

Granted, but you suffer a blindingly painful migraine that lasts the full duration of what your hangover would have been.

And since I was slow, I must address this, as well:

I wish they would sell mince pies throughout the year instead of around christmas.

Granted, but you may no longer live in a country that does not consider meat pies the default when referring to pies (you crazy people).

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[gunner_recall]

I would actually love that!


Granted, but you suffer a blindingly painful migraine that lasts the full duration of what your hangover would have been.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Wish granted. It has been corrupted with flowers and baby unicorns.

I wish I knew what it was like to be a grandmother.

[Hahalolubad]

Wish granted. It has been corrupted with flowers and baby unicorns.

I wish I knew what it was like to be a grandmother.

Granted but your grandkids die.

I wish I had a new computer

[Taurenburger]

granted, but it gets you so drunk you destroy all you loved and held dear, when you finally sober up, you instantly go insane and fall into your worst nightmares that will never end, even with your real world death where you are having unspeakable acts done to you. when death finally arrives, it is no release as your crimes to humanity landed you in hell. also, the beer tasted pretty bad

phew, none of that happened... well... except the drunk part

I wish I had a new computer

granted, but your new computer has no ´on´ button

i wish i had something to wish for

[Deleted]

Hey, where's your wish, man?

[Salarius]

i wish i had something to wish for

Granted, but now the poster above me looks dumb and will nerd rage on you.

I wish there were more free server transfers.

[Deleted]

Granted but they are now mandatory every 2 months so everyone ends up pvping and guilds become obsolete.

I wish I was a dinosaur.

[Araulton]

Granted but they are now mandatory every 2 months so everyone ends up pvping and guilds become obsolete.

I wish I was a dinosaur.

Granted, but the Ice Age comes again.

I wish I was Deathwings master.

[Zeroguard]

Granted, but the Ice Age comes again.

I wish I was Deathwings master.

Granted but Hogger becomes your absolute master with total control of your very existance

I wish I could log onto WoW right now

[koranes]

Granted but Hogger becomes your absolute master with total control of your very existance

I wish I could log onto WoW right now

granted but then your computer blows up.

I wish for a higher paying job.

[Luminar]

Granted, but you now work as a Mexican Drug Lord and are gunned down during a police raid.

I wish I could find more Tol'vir Digsites to finish my Ring of the Boy Emperor.

[TheShinyOne]

Granted, but you now work as a Mexican Drug Lord and are gunned down during a police raid.

I wish I could find more Tol'vir Digsites to finish my Ring of the Boy Emperor.

Granted, the Tol'vir Digsites are increased, but the ring is removed from the game.

I wish my last wish not corrupted by flowers and unicorns by that unspeakably evil man. (How could you?! I understand some level of evil due to the avatar, but that was just way too evil!)

[TheQuincinator]

I wish my last wish not corrupted by flowers and unicorns by that unspeakably evil man. (How could you?! I understand some level of evil due to the avatar, but that was just way too evil!)

Granted, instead it is corrupted by rainbows and fairies by another unspeakably evil man!

I wish my inconveniently abstract wish would come true!

[Leviatharan]

Granted, instead it is corrupted by rainbows and fairies by another unspeakably evil man!

I wish my inconveniently abstract wish would come true!

Granted, but nobody believes you're smart enough to make an abstract wish yourself and you get framed for plagiarism, and arrested for theft of intellectual property.

I wish for the ability to use alchemy, FMA style.