Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Cadwe]

granted you now have 1 billion peinies which are not yours
i wish i had more jelly

[willjones410]

Granted. All your bread and your toaster is then confiscated by the health department.

I wish Diablo 3 was complete and ready to play tomorrow.

[r3nd]

Granted, but electricity around the world shuts down forever.

I wish I had fatter poos.

[placeholdername]

Granted, but taking a shit becomes excruciatingly painful.

I wish I had a good gaming computer.

[Thorzon]

Granted, but taking a shit becomes excruciatingly painful.

I wish I had a good gaming computer.

Granted, but you can't play any games on it.

I wish I had friends.

[PricklyBear]

Granted, but you can't play any games on it.

I wish I had friends.

Granted, but because you've never had friends before, you are very insecure and succumb to all of their unreasonable demands. You loan them all of your money, they live in your house, eating all of your food, and playing all of your video games without giving you the time to do so. They show up at your place of employment and tell embarrassing stories about you to your co-workers, some of which tell of illegal activities, which get you terminated from that position. Then, your very best friend (well, you THOUGHT he was your best friend) sleeps with your significant other and they run off together. You are left broke, jobless, and sleeping on the street with nothing but your hand to keep you company.

I wish I had more free time.

[Kimaran]

Granted, but because you've never had friends before, you are very insecure and succumb to all of their unreasonable demands. You loan them all of your money, they live in your house, eating all of your food, and playing all of your video games without giving you the time to do so. They show up at your place of employment and tell embarrassing stories about you to your co-workers, some of which tell of illegal activities, which get you terminated from that position. Then, your very best friend (well, you THOUGHT he was your best friend) sleeps with your significant other and they run off together. You are left broke, jobless, and sleeping on the street with nothing but your hand to keep you company.

I wish I had more free time.

granted, all time is free.

I wish i was a supah mod!

[werntonb]

Granted, but you are not a supah you are just a mod. LOL


I wish I had all the knowledge of the most intelligence person of the world!

[Deleted]

Granted, but your brain would explode at the moment the information fills it.
I wish that my wishes were un-corruptable.

[sadistic]

Granted, but your brain would explode at the moment the information fills it.
I wish that my wishes were un-corruptable.

granted, but all the wishes corrupt you, and eventualy you will die from being so corrupted.

I wish for a huge moist chocolate cake that never runs out of cake

[Kreetoon]

Granted, but your huge moist chocolate cake is so moist it drowns you

I wish I had a rail gun

[Sazdek]

granted, but snake kills you because you tried mounting it on a metal gear.

i wish i wasn't such a forum troll.

[Deleted]

granted, but snake kills you because you tried mounting it on a metal gear.

i wish i wasn't such a forum troll.

granted, but now you don't have any internet at all.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Sazdek]

granted, but by not being so lazy you would have never of posted on the forums. and by not posting on the forums this post would have never been made. but with me making the post to the post that was never made we cause a time-space distortion in which the entire world is sucked into an alternate reality where nobody does anything but post on forums because there is no gravity in this reality. moving is pretty pointless. thus making everyone lazy. and when everyone is lazy noone is lazy so asking to not be lazy is like....dividing by zero causing yet another sinkhole in realities at which point i don't even want to begin to FATHOM to pretend to know what im talking about.

i wish i wasn't the owner of a minivan at the ripe old age of 23. (yes i in fact bought a car between my two postings)

[Forgottenone]

granted, but by not being so lazy you would have never of posted on the forums. and by not posting on the forums this post would have never been made. but with me making the post to the post that was never made we cause a time-space distortion in which the entire world is sucked into an alternate reality where nobody does anything but post on forums because there is no gravity in this reality. moving is pretty pointless. thus making everyone lazy. and when everyone is lazy noone is lazy so asking to not be lazy is like....dividing by zero causing yet another sinkhole in realities at which point i don't even want to begin to FATHOM to pretend to know what im talking about.

i wish i wasn't the owner of a minivan at the ripe old age of 23. (yes i in fact bought a car between my two postings)

Granted but you will no longer have your own personal means of transportation and will have to rely on other people and public transit.

I wish I could transform into any animal I want and morph back.

[Oneirophobia]

I wish I could transform into any animal I want and morph back.

Granted but doing so no longer removes roots and snares.

I wish I didn't have AIDs.

[Deleted]

Granted but doing so no longer removes roots and snares.

I wish I didn't have AIDs.

Granted, but u get run over by a car.
I wish for free wow playing

[Senox]

Granted everyone but you now plays WoW for free

I wish i was done with School already

[GoldenBough]

Granted everyone but you now plays WoW for free

I wish i was done with School already

Granted, but you will never find employment and will be unloved by anyone you ever meet due to your hopeless financial situation.

I wish I could shoot poison from my eyes like a toad.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you now can only eat bugs.
I wish i could play the guitar.