Granted, you get to be the first zombie
I wish it was winter forever
Granted, you get to be the first zombie
I wish it was winter forever
Granted, but the temperature drops 500 degrees a minute until you wish for eternal summer.
I wish Dyra would understand that my Techno-Mage powers were better than her British Wizard "magic."
Granted. However, everything runs on magic now. Technomancy is useless..
I wish Ubisoft were a much more human company.
Granted, but they are bought out by EA and go back to being soulless bastards.
I wish that I get good sleep tonight. I'd like to come up with a more imaginative wish, but Fun Stuff is moving fast atm.
Edit: Like I said.
Granted, your 3 wishes are pure right now but are still susceptible to future corruption.
Last edited by Letmesleep; 2013-01-31 at 09:16 AM.
Silly Tenangrychickens, I'm not a technomancer. I'm a Techno-Mage! Huge difference.
Granted, but my cat attacks you for magically appearing in my bed.
I wish Letmesleep would stop trying to spoon with everyone at once. People aren't meant to be teleported around like that!
Granted, I just spoon the world one person at a time.
I wish everyone would stop struggling when they find out I've been spooning them.
Granted, but now people enjoy it so much, their clothes magically disappear.
I wish I was asleep. (Good night, everyposter!)
Granted, but you return to play with us tomorrow. Night Mynta
I wish I fall asleep soon as well.
Since you're offline right now I assume you're sleeping already soooo. Mission completed,
I wish it wasn't raining so hard outside.
Granted. Instead it's 50C in the shade and there's no air conditioning.
I wish I wasn't ticklish.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
You'll receive a rotten apple with worms eating away the fruit
I wish for some peanuts
granted. your nuts are now the size of peas.
I wish to become the ultimate gamer, being unbeatable at any game, beating dark souls in 1 go without dying and such, with other gamers being in awe at my awesome gaming skills, and all without cheating or becoming a social outcast.
Granted,
Your new skills as the ultimate pro game dont go unnoticed, You are recruited by the USAF to pilot their entire UAV fleet (at once) However this makes you the highest rated target by extremists. you, your family, and everyone you know are now targets of suicide bombers, assassins, and a horde of fat German Fraulein chasing you and wanting to do sexual things to you with a Giant frozen Wurst 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
I wish for a duck.
Granted. Howard the Duck teleports into the room with you, and is now your duck. Of course, he brings the really bad 80's jokes with him, and that freaky-looking evil thing that invades Jeffrey Jones entertains itself by chasing you around all day, attempting to eat you for dinner before destroying the world.
I wish I had a time machine that would bring me to any time I wanted and back again safely.
Granted, however the time machine takes 20 years to recharge each time you use it.
I wish I didn't have to shower and use deodorant to smell acceptable