1. 2012-05-23, 02:24 PM #6981
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  2. 2012-05-23, 04:41 PM #6982
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial balance View Post
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    Why is there no pic of this man in Borderlands? he fits in perfectly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope View Post
    I never understood men's fascination with standing while pissing. So much more relaxing to sit down. It's much more cleaner to sit down.
    I'm a man.
    This, every day of the week. If there's a chair in a room and there's no social convention preventing me, I will sit down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mob View Post


    Dammit.
    Bloody hell. What kind of dark magic is this?
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  7. 2012-05-24, 12:54 AM #6987
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope View Post
    I never understood men's fascination with standing while pissing. So much more relaxing to sit down. It's much more cleaner to sit down.
    I'm a man.
    Uhh because it is much faster and more convenient. Unzip fly, pull out man-tool, pee, put away man-tool, zip fly, done vs. wipe off toilet seat, undue belt, unbutton jeans, unzip fly, pull down pants, sit down, pee, clean off any piss water that may have escaped from the bowl onto your ass, stand up, pull up pants, zip fly, button pants, fasten belt, done. And I don't know about cleaner, either. You're gonna touch your dick when you take a piss, that's just how it is. If you piss on your hands while taking a standing piss, you are definitely doing it wrong lol.

    Not only are you spending more time than you need to, you are putting out more effort for worse results. You are blessed with the ability to piss from any direction in any position... don't flaunt your gift!

    ...and I can't believe I just explained how to take a piss.

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  8. 2012-05-24, 05:34 AM #6988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope View Post
    I never understood men's fascination with standing while pissing. So much more relaxing to sit down. It's much more cleaner to sit down.
    I'm a man.
    Half the reason I live in the mountains is so I can pee off my front porch whenever I want.
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    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy
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  9. 2012-05-24, 08:56 AM #6989
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    Shouldn't have made this, such a terrible joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticmoon View Post
    This should be in the scary pictures megathread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rageissues View Post
    Uhh because it is much faster and more convenient. Unzip fly, pull out man-tool, pee, put away man-tool, zip fly, done vs. wipe off toilet seat, undue belt, unbutton jeans, unzip fly, pull down pants, sit down, pee, clean off any piss water that may have escaped from the bowl onto your ass, stand up, pull up pants, zip fly, button pants, fasten belt, done. And I don't know about cleaner, either. You're gonna touch your dick when you take a piss, that's just how it is. If you piss on your hands while taking a standing piss, you are definitely doing it wrong lol.

    Not only are you spending more time than you need to, you are putting out more effort for worse results. You are blessed with the ability to piss from any direction in any position... don't flaunt your gift!

    ...and I can't believe I just explained how to take a piss.
    Well, the problem is: Go to any party with a number of guys who piss while standing. Inevitably, there will be piss all around the toilet. That's just unnecessary and nasty.

    And I don't know what you mean about it being faster. Pants down, sit down, piss, stand up, pants up. Done.

    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    Half the reason I live in the mountains is so I can pee off my front porch whenever I want.
    That's fair enough. When I'm outside, I piss where ever the fuck I want.

    But whatever. All the guys I know sit down when they piss (especially as a guest at a party or whatever), and that's a good thing.
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    Don't say you didn't see it coming <.<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope View Post
    But whatever. All the guys I know sit down when they piss (especially as a guest at a party or whatever), and that's a good thing.
    o.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underskilled View Post


    Shouldn't have made this, such a terrible joke.
    its so bad it magically circles around and is funny again. i find it funny because i read it in Steve Blum's voice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demoncrash View Post
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    My thought exactly lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope View Post
    I never understood men's fascination with standing while pissing. So much more relaxing to sit down. It's much more cleaner to sit down.
    I'm a man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pOO flinger View Post
    my mom and I when I used to play cod4 lol

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    do u mean the black aside the pic?
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