Quote Originally Posted by Xendrus View Post
Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she lost her arms in a drunk driving accident.
Why didn't the little boy cross the road? Because he had terminal cancer and couldn't stand up.
Those are both horrible...............

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What's the difference between comedy and tragedy?

Comedy is a ship full of gnomes sinking.
Tragedy is when they can swim.

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Why are 17 gnomes standing outside a bar?

Because you have to be 18 to get in...

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What's the difference between jumping on a gnome and jumping on a trampoline?

You take your shoes of on the trampoline.

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How many ogres does it take to change a light bulb?
32.
One to hold the bulb in the socket, and 31 ogres to rotate the house till it fits.

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Yo' momma so fat mages have to grease up their portals and Conjure Cinnamon Rolls on the other side just to get her through!

---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:16 PM ----------

Q: What do you call a tauren with no legs?

A: Ground beef

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Why dont warriors enchant +1 intellect on their weapons?

Because they dont want their weapons to be smarter than them.

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How many Dev's does it take to change a light bulb?

None, its working as intended.

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Why should you never go to dinner with a Rogue?

He'll vanish when the bill comes!

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Quote Originally Posted by dancarter45 View Post
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Lol thats awesome