Those are both horrible...............
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What's the difference between comedy and tragedy?
Comedy is a ship full of gnomes sinking.
Tragedy is when they can swim.
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:10 PM ----------
Why are 17 gnomes standing outside a bar?
Because you have to be 18 to get in...
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:12 PM ----------
What's the difference between jumping on a gnome and jumping on a trampoline?
You take your shoes of on the trampoline.
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:13 PM ----------
How many ogres does it take to change a light bulb?
32.
One to hold the bulb in the socket, and 31 ogres to rotate the house till it fits.
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:15 PM ----------
Yo' momma so fat mages have to grease up their portals and Conjure Cinnamon Rolls on the other side just to get her through!
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:16 PM ----------
Q: What do you call a tauren with no legs?
A: Ground beef
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:16 PM ----------
Why dont warriors enchant +1 intellect on their weapons?
Because they dont want their weapons to be smarter than them.
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:18 PM ----------
How many Dev's does it take to change a light bulb?
None, its working as intended.
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:20 PM ----------
Why should you never go to dinner with a Rogue?
He'll vanish when the bill comes!
---------- Post added 2011-03-10 at 08:22 PM ----------
Lol thats awesome