The ^ < v game!

[Midgjitsu]

^ Slays hamsters in epic one on one battles
< finds stuff hidden down by the river
v Drinks a jug of milk on a hot summers day in the car ride to las vegas even though they are lactose intolerant

[Deleted]

^ wrong, I'm neither lactose intolerant nor drink milk.. and I've never been to Vegas either
< is as evil as she is pretty
v is bald, over 40 and likes to collect stamps

[ghostkitteh]

^ None of those things are true.
< Has sore knees.
v Is a pair of legs.

[Wayne25uk]

^ Sex on legs? Yes thats me
< Is neither a virgin or a train
V Likes riding on virgin trains

[Dyra]

^ Well they're certainly better than First Great Western trains.
< Wishes they were home again.
v Is planning on taking a nap already.

[ghostkitteh]

^ I don't take naps.
< Doesn't really like sleeping in general.
v Loves to sleep.

[Dyra]

^ I do!
< Is waiting on a phone call to hopefully say I have a job instead though.
v Thinks I haven't got the job.

[Wayne25uk]

^ You didnt sorry
< I GOT IT INSTEAD!
V Haters gona hate

[Dyra]

^ Nah. I'm rolling instead.
< Didn't get the job anyway.
v Is going to help me eat vast amounts of Chinese food to get over the disappointment.

[-Zait-]

^ Well. Ok. I have a fast metabolism so I'll be fine. Only if we get apple pie afterwards though.
< Is excited Daily Show and Colbert Report will be starting again this week.
v Enjoys those shows as well, but doesn't watch them very much.

[icedwarrior]

^ I watch Colbert Report whenever it's on, Daily Show, while good, isn't as good as good ol' Colbert, imo.
< Colbert/Stewart 2016!
V Agrees with me! (For US President / Vice President, if you're not familiar).

[Deleted]

^ Has good taste in potential presidents
< Should go to sleep
v Has a better reason than me to be awake

[Dyra]

^ Well it's morning. That's the only reason I'm awake.
< Has nothing else to fill her lonely days with anyway.
v Has graffetied on someone's face with a permanent marker.

[Wayne25uk]

^ In my defence my nephew was being a giant cock end,so i drew one on his forehead,the cock!
< Likes chicken
V Once got beaten up by a giant chicken and told to "suck his cock" coz apparently it tastes like chicken too

[Perfectdark]

^ I stabbed the pollo del grande and yelled "FROM HELLS HEART I STAB THEE". He chuckled and died.
< Has lots of paperwork to fill out for work today, the more enjoyable part about running a seafood department in a grocery store. Yes I bring my work home with me, so sue me
V smells like feeeeet!

[Deleted]

^ no i dont, i smell like roses
< trying to play Anathema - Untouchable part 1 with guitar
v thinks im a emo cuz i listen to this kind of music!

[BearGod-Siel]

^ Don't know don't care for I r burr
< Bears don't distinguish between emo jock kitty nor prime...well nevermind about prime...
V Thinks I should care about stuff

[Dyra]

^ Burrs should never have to care about stuff.
< *plays her music at top volume outside The Burr's hibernation cave*
v Is going to help me run away at top speed.

[ghostkitteh]

^ Sure. Just let me find my hype-accelerator for cats.
< Thinks it may be in PD1-A5628.
v Knows where it is.

[icedwarrior]

^ I do.
< Won't tell.
V Is hibernating.