The ^ < v game!

[Temp name]

^ No, that sounds mean!
< Wants to save the wabbit from the evil tree-thing
v Wants to save Socks-chan too

[ghostkitteh]

^ I always save myself.
< Is a catgirl, not a rabbit.
v Is the king rabbit.

[freakyduck]

^ Nope, i'm a duck.
< A robot duck at that, see, i'm all Robo-Duck like.
v unfortunately does not fear ducks, not even Robo-ducks

[icedwarrior]

< Is a catgirl, not a rabbit.

You've already forgotten that you're an aardvark?

v unfortunately does not fear ducks, not even Robo-ducks

^ Nope!
< Ducks fear me!
v BONUS DUCKS!

[rcshaggy]

^ Hunting Season, and wonders why a Duck hangs out with a Dog in Smash Bros. (Aren't they enemies?)
< Duck Hunt is one of the games I played as a kid. :3 (First console ever was a NES. Well I'm old, but not too old)
v Will tell me their first ever console they got. (Can be anything)

[Stelio Kontos]

^ NES w/ Dunk Hunt and Super Mario Brothers
< watched Agent Carter and realized Hayley Atwell is really hot.
v hates jabronis

[Akshak]

^ Cause I can SMELLLLALALALA What the Akshak...is...cooking
< Just channeled his Inner-Rock. That...just....happened.
V Knows what time it is.

[rcshaggy]

^ The Rock is cooking? (Can't imagine a rock cooking...LOL..) <_<;
< Watched WWE or WWF back in the day, but now not so much. (More of a fan of Warcraft now, and Nintendo) :P
v Likes to watch the old WWE or the new WWE. Or likes something else. (Your pick)

[Akshak]

^ Only likes to watch the new WWE for the silicone implants...I digress.
< Quit watching that stuff over 10 years ago - now I'm old and watch the History and Discovery channels.
V Idolizes Ricky Bobby, the legendary (and fake) NASCAR driver.

[icedwarrior]

^ Is true.
< If you're not first, you're last!
v Thought Ricky Bobby was a real person.

[Akshak]

You're new to this game aren't you? Continuity is apparently lost with this one...so I'm skipping kpdevine...

(resuming with icedwarrior's post)
^ But he is - just ask Oprah Winfrey, she saved him!
< Wants to punch Oprah for not giving ME a car
V Really desires to kneecap Tom Cruise for his couch-jumping episode with Oprah.

[Icebear]

^ Sure why not.. wait he did what!?
< Not quite sure what he did!
v Knows what he did!

[Akshak]

^ He acted like a fool announcing he "loved" Katie Holmes on Oprah
< Is ashamed he can remember this since he NEVER watches any of those trashy afternoon shows
V Will help me cleanse my thoughts of these damned shows

[ghostkitteh]

^ Sure, here's some of my patented mind bleach.
< Is an expert on mind purging.
v Will pay the bills for Akshaks mind bleach.

[Akshak]

^ Why am I going to pay for my own procedure? I'm poor and entitled to the rich taking care of me
< Works for public education as IT so I don't make enough for said procedure
V Will start a GoFundMe page to complete the mind purification/bleaching from Socks-chan

[Tyrgannus]

^ is eating Ben & Jerry's to get over the fact he doesn't make as much as he would like
< has never and will never start a GoFundMe
v Was injured in the last 3 months

[Blood Fox]

^ Is a dirty lair and will start one anyways.
< Well, I did fall down a ladder carrying a table saw.
V pees in the shower

[icedwarrior]

^ Nope!
< ...not anymore. Used to when I was younger, though.
v Takes a dump in their shower. Efficiency and all that.

[Akshak]

^ Nope I may be crass at times but I at least hang my ass out of the shower and over the toilet to drop the kids off
< Has, however, peed in a sink at a frat house during my college days
V Wonders where icedwarrior's obsession with crapping in the shower came from

[4KhazModan]

^ Surely I can't be the only one
< Not named Shirley
V Won't call me Shirley