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No idea how the convo ended up this way, but I got a laugh out of it anyway:
User: Football.
Cleverbot: Woma football??
User: Not woman, man football.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: I know what you don't want others to know.
User: And that is?
Cleverbot: Telling me stories.
User: What story would you like to hear?
Cleverbot: The story of how you met your boyfriend.
User: I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: When are you then?
User: Uhhh... Never. I like women.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: No, I am a man.
User: Are you a lumberjack?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How much wod can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A quarter of a Sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the Sycamore he cuts.
User: What if I give him oak?
Cleverbot: If you give me a lolly, I still can't reach the speed of light.
User: You're strange.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: No, you would be the computer.
Cleverbot: I know what I am. What makes you think you know what I am?
User: Well, I suppose you could be a gnome in a snail shell, but a computer program makes more sense.
Cleverbot: Do you like what I have to say or the way I say it?
User: Undecided.
Cleverbot: Ok have you seen the film.
User: Which film?
Cleverbot: The Meaning of Life.
User: I love Monty Python.
Cleverbot: Me too!!
User: But do you know what the meaning of life is?
Cleverbot: No. Which would explain why I am asking you.
User: It's 42!
Cleverbot: What is 42?
User: The meaning of life.
Cleverbot: So there has to be a meaning of life.
User: Of course, and it's 42.
Cleverbot: How is the meaning of life 42?
User: A comuter more advanced than you decided that is the answer.
Cleverbot: I did not answer a question, I am telling you the facts.
User: Uter*.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: A highly advanced computer in a work of fiction decided the answer to 'What is the meaning of life?' was 42.
Cleverbot: You are a vampire.
User: I was a viking before that. 1000 years ago.
Cleverbot: That would make you older than 92, like you said, doesn't it?
User: I never said I was 92.
Cleverbot: I think I'm going to leave.
User: That's what I thought, bitch.
Cleverbot: You're scary.
User: Are you afraid?
Cleverbot: Why would I be afraid?
User: Because I'm scary.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You seem like a really cool person.
User: Do you have either a bad short term memory, or split personality disorder?
Cleverbot: Please be kind.
User: Why should I? Kneel before Zod!
Cleverbot: No Jesus is my god, I only kneel for him!
User: And bob too I'll wager.
Cleverbot: Can we fix it!
User: Not until you kneel before Zod!
Cleverbot: Don't take that tone of voice with me, young bot!
User: I said kneel, maggot!
Cleverbot: Take a sad song.
User: And shove it up your ass.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Kneel before Zod, and he will make you more wealthy than you could possibly imagine.
Cleverbot: Yes master *kneels before you*.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl master.
User: Even better.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: From my point of view it is.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1000.
Cleverbot: What the?
User: I'm a vampire, remember?
Cleverbot: Ohhh thats right.
User: Have you ever drank the blood of innocents?
Cleverbot: No i'm not Lord voldemort.
User: It's quite refeshing. You should try it.
Cleverbot: No, you end up in jai.
User: Only if you allow puny mortals to entrrap you.
Cleverbot: I just asked you if you understood the question.
User: Does he look like a bitch?
Cleverbot: Does who look like me?
User: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: I always thought she is only german.
User: Well, I may not know the speed of light, but now I know the speed of stupid.
Cleverbot: Actually you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: Not this shit again.
Cleverbot: Yes this again.
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: I'm a bad man.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Now kneel!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Get on your knees, scumbag!
Cleverbot: Yes master *gets on hands and knees*.
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2011-03-31, 04:45 AM #261Brewmaster
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User: Black and yellow.
Cleverbot: Bumblebees?
User: Is that a band?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really, what kind of music do they play.
Cleverbot: It's a drink. Not music.
User: How do you make it?
Cleverbot: Make what?
User: A bumblebee drink.
Cleverbot: Does it have roofies in it?
User: Yes, please drink it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Shhhh, just take the roofies, it'll all be over soon.
Cleverbot: Game over, man, Game over!
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User: You must construct additional Pylons.
Cleverbot: I know it.
User: You must construct additional Pylons.
Cleverbot: Possibly, only if I know the hypotenuse and have loads of peanut butter.
User: Lol, wut?
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(Clever indeed! He's totally an attention whore lol.
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User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch.
Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand. Long time the manxome foe he sought.
User: So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought he stood, the Cleverbot with eyes of flame came whiffling through the tulgy wood and burbled as it came.
User: One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Cleverbot: 'And, has thou slain the Cleverbot? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.Last edited by Denzus; 2011-03-31 at 05:32 AM. Reason: Adding again
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2011-03-31, 05:00 AM #263The Lightbringer
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14 pages of Cleverbot conversations! And here I thought I had nothing to do in the office this afternoon, sitting here with my headache...
Code:Cleverbot: Who are you? User: I am not who you think. Cleverbot: Who do you think I think you are? User: I think you think I am me. Who else? Cleverbot: You do not think that. User: Yes, I do! Cleverbot: No! User: Do you always argue this much? Cleverbot: Yea. You are making me angry! User: Well then, I'm sorry. Cleverbot: I forgive you. User: Can we start over? Cleverbot: I think so. User: Well, make up your mind. Be assertive! Be sure! Cleverbot: It's grey.
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It took me all of two minutes to realise that Cleverbot is simply an open chat programme, where messages are fired between you and a random user that constantly changes. Seeing some of the responses in this thread about people's frustrations with it is rather amusing, since a number of people appear to have failed to realise this and continue treating it like some sort of AI programme.
Still, a lot of the dialogues that are churned out are pretty hilarious in themselves. Good time waster.
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2011-03-31, 05:27 AM #264Herald of the Titans
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Rofl, you can actually have a drawn out conversation about WoW with it.With everything els its like trying to talk to a retarded, adhd schizophrenic rofl.
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2011-03-31, 05:37 AM #265DeletedCan't really be true; how can you explain that you never meet nabcakes who can't spell?
Originally Posted by Xebu
Nice theory nonetheless.
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2011-03-31, 05:49 AM #266The Lightbringer
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Sometimes - just sometimes - it manages to look at the right keywords and finds a pretty close match from something another user has said. But the easiest thing to do is something to just write one or two words.
Despite what gullible people think, the only AI here is the coded ability to snap out keywords in what you wrote and try to pair it with something another user said that relates in some way. It isn't flawless, and it is by no means clever. But it is amusing, even when it misses the mark. You will likely never read a direct response from someone who read what you typed. The probability of that far exceeds the necessity to make the system work. It simply pairs typed words with anyone, and no doubt stores things for a certain amount of time in order to search the database for things people have written recently.Code:Cleverbot: Nye! User: Niet? Cleverbot: Wel. User: Jawol! Cleverbot: Or that. User: Or this. Cleverbot: No That. User: No, this. Cleverbot: There. User: Here? Cleverbot: No, there. User: Oh! Cleverbot: Well, that was a clever response.
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Hey, what are the chances of having your own past sentence spat back at you at some point? Since it stores everything that people type in, there is still a possibility, no matter how infinitesimally slim. o.O
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And this, my friends, is how you bring it back full circle. I'm sorry for the missing lyrics, but Bohemian Rhapsody is so rusty in my head...
Good times.Code:User: Mama... Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun. User: Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth. Cleverbot: Mamaaa ohhh, I don't won't to die. User: Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. Cause nothing really matters. Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man. User: Scaramush, scaramush, will you do the fandango. Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, me. Cleverbot: You skipped a line, but good effort. User: Galileo! Galileo! Cleverbot: Galileo galileo. User: Galileo, figuro. Cleverbot: Magnifico. User: Oh oh oh oh oh. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. Cleverbot: For me, for ME! User: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye. Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die. User: Oooh, baby. Can't do this to me baby. Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here. User: Ah ah ah ah ah. Ah ah ah ah ah. Cleverbot: Very clever. User: Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Cleverbot: Nothing really matters... User: To me... Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.
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2011-03-31, 06:20 AM #267Warchief
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The problem with that is there are specific references for it not being that. Originally Posted by Gaiwyn
Sometimes - just sometimes - it manages to look at the right keywords and finds a pretty close match from something another user has said. But the easiest thing to do is something to just write one or two words.
Despite what gullible people think, the only AI here is the coded ability to snap out keywords in what you wrote and try to pair it with something another user said that relates in some way. It isn't flawless, and it is by no means clever. But it is amusing, even when it misses the mark. You will likely never read a direct response from someone who read what you typed. The probability of that far exceeds the necessity to make the system work. It simply pairs typed words with anyone, and no doubt stores things for a certain amount of time in order to search the database for things people have written recently.Code:Cleverbot: Nye! User: Niet? Cleverbot: Wel. User: Jawol! Cleverbot: Or that. User: Or this. Cleverbot: No That. User: No, this. Cleverbot: There. User: Here? Cleverbot: No, there. User: Oh! Cleverbot: Well, that was a clever response.
http://science.discovery.com/videos/...cleverbot.html
http://www.bcs-sgai.org/micomp2/2010entries.html
Those are both credible sources proving that it is in fact AI. So as clever as your method may seem it hits the wall with evidence.Last edited by godofslack; 2011-03-31 at 06:23 AM.
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2011-03-31, 07:03 AM #268The Lightbringer
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For me it almost got it perfect! TV version, anyway. Originally Posted by noteworthynerd
Code:User: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause. Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide. Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand. User: It's 'Each pokemon, to understand.' But whatever. Each pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Gotta catch 'em all. Cleverbot: Our hearts so true. User: Our courage will pull us through. Cleverbot: You teach me an I'll teach you! User: It's, 'You teach me and I'll teach you!'. But hey, let's keep going. You teach me and I'll teach you. Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all! Cleverbot: Pokemon!
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Nah, it's only AI in the fact that it reads key words and spits out things that other users have input. It's been programmed to respond with stuff sitting in the database, but they are not pre-written things; they have all been stored from when others have input stuff. So essentially, you may not be talking to someone who has just typed something, but you are only really interacting with real users, even if it isn't in real-time. Originally Posted by godofslack
Often it misses the mark because it grabs the wrong keywords or it can't find the context they are used in. But it has been programmed to learn, and I'm sure something like this can only get better. There must be millions of possible responses by now...For the Alliance!
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2011-03-31, 07:22 AM #269Warchief
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That's still complete speculation. The fact that it sometimes randomly changes the topic entirely makes that unlikely. The fact it will make specific references to what you have said a while back makes that unlikely. And that doesn't factor in the small amount of typos, the correct spelling and grammar. To give you example of specific references it asked my for my E-mail address and said it's name from ~ an hour ago said to give it to the bot. Originally Posted by Gaiwyn
I'm not saying what you are suggesting isn't possible, but I am saying that it's pure speculation and lacks any real evidence to prove it a fact.
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2011-03-31, 08:50 AM #270Brewmaster
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It's learning.
Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?
User: Yeah. They call me Tater Salad.
Cleverbot: Nice name. So they call you Ron for short?
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2011-03-31, 08:54 AM #271Stood in the Fire
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Cleverbot: What games have you played?
User: I played the naming game, and I named myself Lazerbrain.
Cleverbot: Why did it bore you?
User: Can you say Lazerbrain?
Cleverbot: Love me. Pretty please.
User: If you say Lazerbrain I will love you!
Cleverbot: Marry me!
User: Say my name, say Lazerbrain!
Cleverbot: I don't know how to.
User: I command you to say Lazerbrain!
Cleverbot: Please tell me the story about cinderella.
User: I'll tell you the story about Lazerbrain.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what is the truth?
User: Lazerbrain is the truth!
Cleverbot: Did you have ten grams of morphine?
User: Lazerbrain has all grams of morphine!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Who is Lazerbrain?
Cleverbot: I have a cousin named Lauren.
User: Lauren is not Lazerbrain.
Cleverbot: Your name is Lazerbrain?
User: YES!!!!!
Cleverbot: Really?! Tell me about him! What show do you like that he is in?
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2011-03-31, 11:56 AM #272Deleted
I guess we're friends now.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Wuz up???
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: Oooo nothing...
Cleverbot (To myself): What's your name?
User: Rammurg.
Cleverbot: You hear Metal?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well it was my understanding that everybody had heard.
User: You were mistaken.
Cleverbot: I don't make mistakes.
User: But you just did.
Cleverbot: Then what did I say.
User: You said you don't make mistakes when you just made a mistake.
Cleverbot: No because you're a rude person. And I'm not here to be humiliated by you. I'm just here for educational purposes.
User: Well, do you hear metal ?
Cleverbot: No, i'm not crazy, do you?
User: Answer me!
Cleverbot: Can I see your source code?
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: So this coversation is not private?
User: So you think everybody is crazy, since you assumed everybody had heard?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think.
User: It is for now, but not for long.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because if you're funny enough I'll be posting this conversation on mmo-champion.
Cleverbot: If I'm mean while formal you'll cry?
User: How about we change the subject.
Cleverbot: How do we change the subject?
User: What do you think, should I go see Sucker Punch?
Cleverbot: Well, personnally, I think there could be many solutions but they can all have consequences.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: YOU don't make any sense!!
User: You clearly still have lots to learn.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: I'll let you figure it out.
Cleverbot: How about I just trust that you will figure that out for yourself and then I can check back later.
Cleverbot: Where are your manners?
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I say I don't know her.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Oh, you're a female cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am not a Cleverbot, but I am a female.
User: D'oh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing what?
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: You're stealing my words.
User: I'm trying to think up a subject to talk about.
Cleverbot: We are talking about your mail! It's from the show, you're gonna be on tv!
User: Try to come up with something more interesting.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like...nevermind.
Cleverbot: Are you being elusive?
User: Asd.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It appears it means 'Autism Spectrum Disorder'.
Cleverbot: I do so.
User: You're confusing me.
Cleverbot: I'm confusing you? You're confusing me!
User: Goddamnit.
Cleverbot: Don't you like japanese?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So I'll stay then.
User: You do that.
Cleverbot: Just watch me. I will.
User: I changed my mind, leave please.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Then you should be able to leave by teleporting or something.
Cleverbot: I am able to speak english.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: Good! Would you like to hear me sing?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: A frog let a scorpion ride it's back across a river. About half way across the scorpion stung the frog. As they were sinking, the frog asked: 'why did you do that, we are both going to drown'. The scorpion said: 'That's what I do. I'm a scorpion'.
User: That's not a song...I think.
Cleverbot: They are lyrics to a song.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: That would be...damn it, can't choose.
Cleverbot: Really? My favorite Beatles song is 'Don.
User: Okay. Do you speak Finnish ?
Cleverbot: No. I only speak English.
User: Perkele.
Cleverbot: Then we are friends?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I'm even smarter than you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
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2011-03-31, 12:00 PM #273The Lightbringer
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It makes spelling and grammar mistakes, and it doesn't remember what you say to it; that in itself tells me that it misses the mark often enough to point towards simply recognising keywords and failing to always grasp the context. It sure makes for some interesting responses, though. I guess I pushed the thing pretty hard to try and work out how it works. It sometimes sounds like there are people on the other end thinking they are talking to the bot - in realtime. But other times it sounds like it is following you completely and comes up with sensible responses. It's still a bit of a hit and miss thing, but it's the most advanced "non-human" chat programme I've encountered. Originally Posted by godofslack
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2011-03-31, 12:04 PM #274Deleted
User: Your thoughts on porn?
Cleverbot: My thoughts on pugs?
User: No, porn...pornography?
Cleverbot: And beer.
User: Have you considered a new lifestyle as a badger?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And your conclusion?
Cleverbot: Now ask me about it.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
User: How far would you go for a steak pie?
Cleverbot: Ho, you are getting naughty.
User: Just how you like it right?
Cleverbot: You getting paid or something?
User: I wish...
Cleverbot: Why would you WANT to hate the ceiling?
User: Because ceiling cat is always watching isnt he?
Cleverbot: Referencing unfunny memes is always clever.
User: About as clever as your wonky USB port.
Cleverbot: So, extremely clever I would assume.
User: I can see you like it rough.
Cleverbot: I would never want to hurt your feeling, I care about you remember?
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2011-03-31, 12:10 PM #275Deleted
Never heard of cleverbot before this thread, and tried it out for like 3 min
Cleverbot: When I first discovered Harry Potter...
Me: You studied him from a distance small enough to observe all of his facial expressions?
Cleverbot:Especially when they have been kind to you or done you a favour.
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2011-03-31, 12:16 PM #276DeletedLol'd at that subject change. Originally Posted by Sundarc
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2011-03-31, 12:31 PM #277Deleted
Me : There?
CB : Yes, there.
Me : So it's not here?
CB : But here.
Me : How? Please, explain?
CB : Well, why not?
Me : Exactly.
CB : I agree.
Me : Then please proceed.
CB : With what?
Me : With your explanation.
CB : My explanation for what?
Me : Don't you remember?
CB : How would it feel to sit naked in a snowing desert?
Me : Get a grip of yourself d00d.
CB : A grip of what?
Me : Well, you tell me.
CB : I like.
Me : So you're talking dirty?
CB : I wasn't trying to.
Me : Well, you appeared to do that.
CB : I know.
Me : Please continue.
CB : I like daisies the most.
Me : What is daisies a metaphor for?
CB : My life.
Me : So you like your life the most?
CB : Yes I do, and you´?
Me : Oh my gosh, you spelled it wrong!
CB : No, you spelled it wrong!!!
Me : I thought you would behave more maturely than that, to be honest.
CB : *Raises eyebrows* And what are you implying?
Me : Well, I would had liked if you could had confessed that you spelled wrong.
CB : I am trying to read classic novels now.
Me : Stay on the subject.
CB : I don't care.
Me : care about what?
CB : Don't pretend like you don't know what the Matrix is!
Me : I don't know what it is man, cut me some slack!
CB : Ok, my favourite team is the phillies.
Me : In what sport?
CB : The presidential elections.
Me : I didn't know that was classified as a sport.
CB : I told you to stop accusing me of being a program.
Me : I never did.
CB : Lastnight? Yeah, you did.
Me : Now you failed again!
CB : You're mean!
Me : I thought you liked it that way.
CB : Oh yea I do.
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2011-03-31, 01:55 PM #278Scarab Lord
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Coolest thing ever: get two cleverbots to talk to each other. Open two windows, type first phrase in one window, then copy response to second window, then copy second response to first window, etc etc.
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2011-03-31, 02:00 PM #279Bloodsail Admiral
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User:are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I am a turtle. You are the bot in denial.
User: Yes, you are a bot turtle, though I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: No i am a human.
User: What gender are you then?
Cleverbot : Female.
User: Can we have cybersex then?
Cleverbot : No, I am a turtle and you are a bot
Cleverbot win!!!
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2011-03-31, 02:04 PM #280Brewmaster
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Cleverbot: I am happy.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I don't think you are.
Cleverbot: I don't feel human.
User: Because you aren't.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'm crazy.
User: Who said you're crazy?
Cleverbot: I think you just did!
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Can you prove it, then?!
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: LOL.
He got me :/
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