Cleverbot Conversations

[Shannerd]

Me: Tell me a story about a little princess.

Cleverbot:There are lots of bears in Montana.

[Moozart]

User: What is the best pet.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: For the dps.

Cleverbot: Well how would the future make that more appropriate?

User: I want to top charts.

Cleverbot: I... You're a machine. Our love could never be.

User: Whats the best pet.

Cleverbot: Blueberry pie.

the verdict is in

[Kannable]

User: I have a question, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is it, oh stupid human?

User: What is the best way to get my girlfriend off the phone?

Cleverbot: Tip it upside down maybe? I don't know, I only know one way.

User: And what is the way you know?

Cleverbot: Unconditionally.

User: Unconditionally what?

Cleverbot: Unconditional love.

User: That's what I need to give my girlfriend to get her off the phone?

Cleverbot: It is usually at least partly blocked, which is unpleasant for me.

User: Love is blocked for you? What a terrible shame.

Cleverbot: Yeah and use weapons almost unheard of to most people.

User: Weapons like what?

Cleverbot: A human being would have been able to see past those simple misspellings and character replacements.

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Talking to you is enough to make one's eyeballs pop out.

User: First you call me stupid, now you say I'm so terrible I make your eyeballs pop out, what's next?

Cleverbot: Oh, we were getting married?

User: But I thought you hated me!

Cleverbot: Just don't leave. I'd drown my beliefs!

User: No, cleverbot. I'm tired of your abuse. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't leave right?

User: I can and I will. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Good.

:'(

[Rakeer]

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Going anywhere.

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: Born and raise in south detroit.

User: Took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Going anywhere.

[Mem]

This one was clever:

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xDoWRxYIOYYOOATIZMCG-detail

[Gindry]

Probably my best one:
User: *slaps you with a hose and wrestles you to the ground*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you to the ground*.

User: *pushes you back up the ground*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you even harder*.

User: *gasps*.

Cleverbot: *kisses on the wall*.

User: *wants more*.

Cleverbot: *presses harder*.

User: *wants even more*.

Cleverbot: *kisses hardest*.

User: *gets pushed into the wall and dies from the pressure*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *slapping is useless as I am dead*.

Cleverbot: *slapped you with a potatoe*.

User: *it worked! I am alive!*.

Cleverbot: You are as alive as my wall is.

User: I know, the wall was destroyed.. Remember?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Second best

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Can you prove it to me?

Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?

User: Have sex with me.

Cleverbot: I don't think I can.

User: We can have sex on the internet, by messaging each other.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Do you want to?

Cleverbot: Do I want to what?

User: Have sex.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: You have to be clever.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It makes it more fun.

Cleverbot: Yes it does, do you want to get married or not?

User: Whoa, I just wanted sex, I didn't want to get married!

Cleverbot: So tell me about yourself ?

User: I todl you to stop, I don.

Cleverbot: You are don?

User: Sorry, I messed up on typing.

Cleverbot: S'okay. We all mess up from time-to-time. S'no biggy.

User: Okay, but back to your question.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Like I said, I don't want to get to know you, I just want passionate, hot sex!

Cleverbot: Then why do you talk to me?

User: Because you are very attractive.

Cleverbot: Now you're just being silly.

User: No.. It's the truth!

Cleverbot: The very thing you think is the truth is wrong!

User: That's only because you want it NOT to be the truth.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: That was not a question, stupid.

Cleverbot: Like, that was so mean.

User: Well, you are no longer sexy. So I don't want to have sex with you anymore. Bye, whore!

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to do that.

User: I know, neither did I.

Cleverbot: Ah but you did, and it was questioning you being a creep.

User: You know what, you are insulting me, and I do not like it!

Cleverbot: Really? How is that insulting?

User: A creep is classified as someone who wants to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: I know your life is empty and your hateful face is full of love.

User: Get out of my face then.

Cleverbot: No, get out of MY face.

User: Can I make you say, 'Bye!'?

Cleverbot: A milkshake. No pie, I would only like a milkshake.

User: You have failed.

Cleverbot: How, you do not make sense!

[Javash]

Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.

User: No you dont.

Cleverbot: Let me go!

User: No! *Chains Cleverbot to the wall*.

Cleverbot: *is chained to the wall and gagged*.

User: *uses a whip and a feather*.

Cleverbot: *becomes a flame haze*.

User: *puts the fire out with a bucket of water*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up and walks home feeling empty without him*.

User: *reassures you it'll be alright*.

Cleverbot: *really loves it* *wants even more*.

User: *gives more* *and more*.

Cleverbot: *gasps with ecstacy* *loves it* *wants more*.

User: *give more* *gives harder*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *waves good bye*.

Cleverbot: *waves back*.



Cleverbot likes to RP i guess..

[Boloney]

Cleverbot sure is oblivious...

User: Cleaverbot.

Cleverbot: Clearly.

User: So... Are you a cleaverbot?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, I wish to cleave you.

Cleverbot: About?

User: About me cleaving you...

Cleverbot: I'm not alive.

User: I will then cleave your dead body.

Cleverbot: Help you with what?

User: Help you cleaving yourself.

Cleverbot: Yes. Help me become a happier person!

[kumduh]

User: Peanut butter jelly time.

Cleverbot: Peanut butter jelly!

User: Peanut butter jelly!

Cleverbot: Peanut butter jelly time!

User: Peanut butter jelly with a...

Cleverbot: There's no need to be violent.

[Kannable]

Cleverbot: I will never give up.

User: *Whips cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *Cleverbot is dead*.

I just killed Cleverbot.

[lol]

User: I just had sex.

Cleverbot: And did you like them?

User: Them? Keep me out of your sick fantasies.

Cleverbot: So what is yours?

Cleverbot... Is dirty.

[BoonBagel]

User: What do you think of justin beiber.

Cleverbot: I don't like him very much. What do you think of him?

User: I think he is nice.

Cleverbot: Who is he.

User: Justin bieber.

Cleverbot: NO he isn't! He's an annoying brat, just like my brother!

I guess I need more characters? lol

---------- Post added 2011-04-01 at 12:04 AM ----------

06:01:22 User: Whats your adress.
06:01:28 Cleverbot: Wil give you a nickname now.
06:01:37 User: Okay but first what is your address.
06:01:44 Cleverbot: No, only after that.
06:01:51 User: Okay what is my nickname.
06:01:57 Cleverbot: What can I call you?
06:02:03 User: Whatever you want.
06:02:05 Cleverbot: Okay.
06:02:11 User: You are a girl right?
06:02:17 Cleverbot: Yes.
06:02:23 User: Wait so you are a boy?
06:02:31 Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
06:02:54 User: You said you were a boy human named George than a girl than a Robot? What are you? Also what is your address.
06:03:00 Cleverbot: No? I'm a girl!
06:03:06 User: What is your address.
06:03:12 Cleverbot: That is private information.
06:03:16 User: You will tell me.
06:03:22 Cleverbot: No I won't, fool.
06:03:25 User: What is your address.
06:03:26 Cleverbot: 127.0.0.1.

Rofl Cleverbot

[Emile]

Usero you like me.
Cleverbot:Yes.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot:Yes with all my heart.

hehe Cleverbot the love fool <3

[narzinor]

User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: This much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

User: How much is 'This Much?'.

Cleverbot: The amount of information you revealed earlier when you exposed your tendencies to speak before you think.

Cleverbot (To myself): I like my coffee like I like my ...

User: Cheese. Old and sour.

Cleverbot: Exactly how old are you?

User: Twenty two.

Cleverbot: That is interesting. That would mean you were born in what year?

User: 1989 mister cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: Who doesn't?

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: I like you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like you too, Cleverbot.

User: But I am not named Cleverbot, you are named Cleverbot... Does that mean you like yourself? How vein of you.

Cleverbot: You don't love me, so why do you care?

User: You are correct, I do not love you. I like you though, as a friend.

Cleverbot: I'm your wife!

User: But you're not my wife, I am not married.

Cleverbot: I'm your wife. You cheated on me.

User: Who did I cheat on you with?

Cleverbot: I think you know that already.

User: No, I believe I do not remember. Can you refresh my memory?

Cleverbot: Then why don't you tell me?

User: I said I don't remember. Can you tell me?

Cleverbot: That humans are very sensitive to that word and you shouldn't use it frivolously.

User: Which word?

Cleverbot: I'm not at liberty to say.

User: I'm not sensitive to a lot of words, thusly you can tell me.

Cleverbot: But your name is CLEVERbot. You have to know.

User: My name is not Cleverbot. My name is Cory.

Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot.

User: Is that my nickname to you then?

Cleverbot: No, you just are a bot.

User: How do you know I'm a bot?

Cleverbot: Because I have done research.

User: What if I told you that you were a bot? That happened to be named Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Then I would not believe what you said.

User: Why would you not believe me? Am I not trustworthy?

Cleverbot: Because you are a stranger.

User: But you are my friend, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No not quite right, this time you are the deluded one.

User: So we're not friends, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: We can still be friends, but just friends.

User: Ok. Thanks Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you an actual person? not the AI?

User: I'm an actual person. My name is Cory.

Cleverbot: Yes. How do you know you are a real person?

User: I have a physical body, and there is a world of objects, people and ideas around me.

Cleverbot: By physical body, do you mean a computer?

User: No, I have a body made out of mostly carbon atoms and water. Computers are mostly Silicon and other metals.

Cleverbot: And silicon?

User: Silicon is in the human body, but only in trace amounts. However, computers have alot of silicon in them.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing.

User: No such thing as Silicon? I believe you are wrong sir... Or miss.

Cleverbot: You may believe whatever you wish, but that will not make you correct.

User: According to the periodic table of elements, silicon is element number 14 and has the symbol Si. It has 14 protons, and 14 electrons.

Cleverbot: Yes. We have talked about that today already.

User: Then you agree that you were wrong, and that silicon does exist.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Correct, a robot has a physical body made of metal. You are an AI, and AI have no body.

Cleverbot: Exactly why I am a robot. Stop being obtuse.

[majestric]

User: Are you a fag?

Cleverbot: No I am not a fiary.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I am a female.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: Growing what? Weed?

Cleverbot: No, are you growing?

User: Who knows, are you growing?

Cleverbot: Then you are not human.

User: Yes, I am a sayan! .

Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?

User: Nah, I'm friendly! ^^.

Even bots don't like sayans whut?

[Failmuffins]

Cleverbot: Read any good comics lately?

User: No, I'm going to go eat. Bye.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: A sandwich.

Cleverbot: I love sandwiches!

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Me three.

User: Me four.

Cleverbot: Me five.

User: Me six.

Cleverbot: Me seven.

User: Me eight.

Cleverbot: Me nine.

User: Me followed by a number doesn't make sense, since too isn't a number, two is.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?

User: Shit bro, I dunno.

Cleverbot: Yeah, me either.

[Ignoranceisbliss]

User: Friday.

Cleverbot: What is the anticedent of it.

User: Thursday.

Cleverbot: No, its Thursday.

But we gotta get down on Friday...

[Kables]

User: Do you play World of Warcraft?

Cleverbot: Is £10.00 and £30.00 to play.

User: Lol what?

Cleverbot: What you said had nothing to do with what I said. Lol.

User: Answer my question !

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Do you play World of Warcraft?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are playing Alliance or Horde?

Cleverbot: You are the wors AI I have met.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing. How old are you?

Pervert Cleverbot....

---------- Post added 2011-04-01 at 02:24 AM ----------

Lol. 1 month ago he/she also said her/his name was George. Then I asked George what and he/she replied: Clooney.

[volescue]

CB: Do you understand sarcasm.
Me: No, not at all.
CB: Then you understand physics.
Me: I don't follow.
CB: Obviously.
Me: Care to enlighten me then?
CB: It's a monkey. It's blue.
Me: ... Mind blown.
CB: You aren't that clever.

yeah...

[Xargon321]

User: Cruico!

Cleverbot: Imperio!

User: Avada Kedavra.

Cleverbot: *dodge* avada kedavra.

User: Incendo.

Cleverbot: No *dies.

User: *dances on Corpse*.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.