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    (Reuters) - Europe's alcohol-linked cancer burdern

    (Reuters) - Almost 10 percent of all cancers in men and 3.0 percent in women in western Europe are caused by people drinking too much alcohol, scientists said on Friday.

    Click --> Alcohol linked cancer in Europe - Reuters <-- Click

    The good things in life always have a cost. Damn it all. Stay tuned next week, I'm sure scientists will find a link between giving too many hugs and debilitating brain tumors.
    Thoughts? Pledges to quit drinking? Pledges to drink more? Skepticism?

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    I quit smoking, there's no way i am giving up booze too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxi View Post
    Stay tuned next week, I'm sure scientists will find a link between giving too many hugs and debilitating brain tumors.
    Actually I hear scientists have discovered a link between cancer and breathing.

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    Cannot honestly say this is any news whatsoever to me. We have known for a long time that alcohol can cause cancer.
    Last edited by Lollis; 2011-04-08 at 09:07 PM. Reason: causes > can cause

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    health scares are awesome - cancer this cancer that, over my 18 years of existence so many cancer health scares so many of them get "reverted" only drinking problem is alcoholicism and kidney failure imo.

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    I remember when they said dairy products caused cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rzy View Post
    only drinking problem is alcoholicism and kidney failure imo.
    Say that when you get laryngeal cancer.
    Yes, too much alcohol is dangerous, in many different ways.
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    For the first half of geological time our ancestors were bacteria. Most creatures still are bacteria, and each one of our trillions of cells is a colony of bacteria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxi View Post
    (Reuters) - Almost 10 percent of all cancers in men and 3.0 percent in women in western Europe are caused by people drinking too much alcohol, scientists said on Friday.

    Click --> Alcohol linked cancer in Europe - Reuters <-- Click

    The good things in life always have a cost. Damn it all. Stay tuned next week, I'm sure scientists will find a link between giving too many hugs and debilitating brain tumors.
    Thoughts? Pledges to quit drinking? Pledges to drink more? Skepticism?
    Anything in excess can be harmful, likewise drinking in moderation has been shown to be beneficial.

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    Prohibition makes a comeback in EUSSR.

    "It's for your safety"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diurdi View Post
    "It's for your safety"
    They didn't say anything about prohibiting it.
    If you are stupid enough to drink yourself to death, it's your own fault.
    I'd rather live, tho. I just live one time, and dying right now would be a pain in the ass :P
    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
    Discipline priests we heard you like shields that heal, so we put shield in your shield so you can heal while you heal.
    For the first half of geological time our ancestors were bacteria. Most creatures still are bacteria, and each one of our trillions of cells is a colony of bacteria.
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    IMO nearly everything ever created can get you cancer.

    Even if you live your life eating nothing buy ponies and kitties I'm sure you'll get some sort of cancer eventually.

    And in my eyes, this is nothing new.
    Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HazardYo View Post
    They didn't say anything about prohibiting it.
    If you are stupid enough to drink yourself to death, it's your own fault.
    I'd rather live, tho. I just live one time, and dying right now would be a pain in the ass :P
    I know, I agree that people should take responsability themselves, but seeing how drugs are banned and alcohol has been banned before, I wouldn't be surprised if it was banned in the name of saving in healthcare costs or something.

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    And in other news, scientists have linked cancer to living so people should just stop doing that.

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    NEWS: 100% of people that drink water are gonna Die.

    Statistics dont fail, interpreting the results of scientific studies does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baabinator View Post
    IMO nearly everything ever created can get you cancer.

    Even if you live your life eating nothing buy ponies and kitties I'm sure you'll get some sort of cancer eventually.

    And in my eyes, this is nothing new.
    It will probably be an extremely adorable cancer, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfest View Post
    It will probably be an extremely adorable cancer, though.
    Yep, your eyes get really big as they swell with cancer and your arms cramp up so that you look like a puppy begging for treats and then you start to sparkle and rainbows shoot out your ass as you die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baabinator View Post
    IMO nearly everything ever created can get you cancer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ladern View Post
    NEWS: 100% of people that drink water are gonna Die.
    Quote Originally Posted by Starsurge View Post
    And in other news, scientists have linked cancer to living so people should just stop doing that.
    You guys should just shush when you don't know what you are talking about.
    Alcohol has been known since forever to increase the chance of getting certain cancers, and is therefore carcinogen when abused. And 10% of cancers are caused by alcohol? Shows you how irresponsible some people are.
    You don't want the cancers you could get by drinking too much alcohol, not at all.
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    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
    Discipline priests we heard you like shields that heal, so we put shield in your shield so you can heal while you heal.
    For the first half of geological time our ancestors were bacteria. Most creatures still are bacteria, and each one of our trillions of cells is a colony of bacteria.
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    Well seeing as heart disease will likely kill me instead of cancer, Im going to keep drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HazardYo View Post
    And 10% cancers are caused by alcohol? Shows you how irresponsible some people are.
    You don't want the cancers you could get by drinking too much alcohol, not at all.
    Dude, dont get mad. do u know this is an statistical study not an actual cientifical study (and yes, theres a difference). What im trying to imply is not that alcohol could / couldnt rise ur risk of getting cancer, but that saying as a law that Alcohol IS the only cause for 10% of the people with cancer on Europe is like saying that the only reason ur going to die is cause statistically 100% of people that breath have died at some point.

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    The article uses the media's favourite word "link".

    The scientists have been playing the six degrees of Kevin Bacon game with Cancer and Alcohol.

    "Can we find a link between them in 6 words or less! Woot!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzbxwxWUz0 - Russel Howard's Daily Mail Cancer Song.

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