but the sacrifice went awry and instead summoned Lady Gaga
Now Lady Gaga was singing Alejandro and was ticking 50k hp evey sec from everyone in 500 yard radius D:
So our hero in a heroic fit of rage, picked up a nice sized rock and chucked it towards lady gaga and missed. Instead he hit a nearby giant panda bear. The panda bear got angry, REALLY ANGRY, and ate lady gaga in one bite.
And then the kid woke up, realizing it was all a dream. He walked out into his kitchen, poured a glass of orange juice and quickly drank it. He then went outside and saw a....
a cow with 3 horns :x, he went to take a closer look and noticed mark of burning legion on it. He were in unknown realm which is under control of BL. Our hero went nuts and wondered how the hell he waked up there... it was dark night and he was going to get a drink from bar at shattrath... the party went there to A'dal... something about "i dare you" game :s