Chat thread v2.0

[gunner_recall]

Because I can't stand still for more than 5 seconds or I will explode.
Of course this is only a hypothesis with no actual evidence supporting it, but I'd rather not take my chances.

Try it and see what happens. I bet that it actually teleports you to the nearest American holding his BRAND NEW MOTHERFUCKING BASS GOD I LOVE THIS THING

[Coffer]

That's new to me.

Inexperienced Alai is inexperienced.

[Deleted]

Yes!
supposedly science is now able to turn an ordinary cell into a seed cell, meaning female same-sex couples could have a seed cell from the one partner inserted into the other's eggs.



Like so!

That's weird. You're weird.

Way to make it sound less appealing.

Like it was ever appealing.

Why are you yelling at me? =(

(god, it's so good to be a woman sometimes, you can act all crazy and it wouldn't even be surprising)

I'M NOT YELLING, I'M WRITING IN CAPS.
(I believe you, lucky bastards)

[gunner_recall]

And then you'd kill me and eat my heart.
You're not fooling me with your mindtricks.

Or serenade you, same thing really.

[Skelington]

That's new to me.

You have much to learn.

[gunner_recall]

With a bass? I don't think so.

I can play Party Rock Anthem and Fur Elise and like every Everclear song.

[Deleted]

Inexperienced Alai is inexperienced.

Hey, I'm just not as desperate as you guys are.

Like it was ever appealing.

Not sure if serious.

[Coffer]

Hey, I'm just not as desperate as you guys are.

That's crazy. You're crazy. Everyone's crazy.

[gunner_recall]

Fur Elise was the only capitalized title in that bunch I've ever heard of.
I have no taste in music that involves a bass.

I...I think I'm just going to go cry in the corner now...

[Skelington]

Hey, I'm just not as desperate as you guys are.

Puhleez. Even Skelington knew what it meant.

[Remilia]

That's crazy. You're crazy. Everyone's crazy.

You didn't know?

I have no idea where they'd inserrminateededata it on me.

Um... uh wat.

[Deleted]

I have no idea where they'd inserrminateededata it on me.

I know where I would inseminate you.

Puhleez. Even Skelington knew what it meant.

Does Skelington have a fap sock? Should I have one?

[Coffer]

You didn't know?

Right back at you, I thought everyone knew that I knew. that everyone knew that I knew that everyone knew that everyone knew that I knew

I know where I would inseminate you.

Even the thought of that disturbs me.

Does Skelington have a fap sock? Should I have one?

I don't have one, but I heard it's the best thing in the world.

[Nutshell]

I've always been gay for you.


So, my friend was selling her ex's bass for like 50 bucks and I you know...have kind of a bass fetish and so I was like "I'll totes buy that". So, I go out there and it's a fucking Reverend Rumblefish and I'm all "you know you can sell this for a lot more than $50?" Like seriously, brand new, I think they sell for like $1000 and he's put work into it and tricked it out so it's probably more like $1300-1400. And she was like "fuck him" so I have a brand new bass :>

So very nice! <3

I'M NOT YELLING, I'M WRITING IN CAPS.
(I believe you, lucky bastards)

Isn't like writing in caps = yelling on the internet?

Fur Elise was the only capitalized title in that bunch I've ever heard of.
I have no taste in music that involves a bass.

Wat?

[An-Tuirseach]

Does Skelington have a fap sock? Should I have one?

Since you claim to not fap, then, no, I doubt you'd need one.

[Skelington]

Does Skelington have a fap sock? Should I have one?

Skelington doesnt fap.
Wouldnt hurt.

[gunner_recall]

Apologies, but whichever genres those are I'm not particularly familiar with them.

No, just that you don't like the bass. Unless you do like the bass. In which case, I can stop crying.

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So very nice! <3

Mmhmm, the neck is so smooth.

[Coffer]

Fap or no fap, that is th-- Wait, what kind of question is that?

[pickley]

So, what in hecks name is going on in this threaD?

[Pendulous]

I can play Party Rock Anthem and Fur Elise and like every Everclear song.

But like, every Everclear song before they fucked up all their songs and remade them into shit, right?